Dude Wheres My Will To Live?

Have you ever seen a cat white knuckling something before?

theyre actually sautéing the horrors

i LOVE the idea of "i can't win, but you can lose" in fictional confrontations it is SO fucking tasty. the human nature to self destruct and the human nature to survive by any means necessary combined at its finest.

yes mother i am studying for my exams

I still think one of the funniest experiences of my life was watching American Psycho with my sister and afterwards we both went "okay. Lets do something more lighthearted now" and put on the dubbed version of Howl's Moving Castle and we both lost our minds when we heard Howl start talking

Pigeon attempts to court falcon

For all those in the notes - peregrine falcons hunt by dive-bombing their prey; this falcon however is currently stationary and cannot dive-bomb much of anything. In this moment, the pigeon is safe. The falcon however may not recover from the embarrassment.

I can't tell if that's a giant pigeon or a tiny falcon

Tiny falcon

this struck me

*liberal voice* You’re saying that as if exploitation is bad. My dad exploits people. Are you calling him a bad person?

this reminds me of a real conversation I had with a guy not too long ago where he unironically said, “What if it’s somebody’s dream to privatize and deregulate an industry and exploit his workers? Doesn’t he have the right to follow his dreams?” and then when I said “No, that guys an asshole” he got mad at me and tried to explain why I didn’t understand why that’s it’s actually a good thing for that to happen.

{Quotes:Nitya prakash/Richard siken ,crush}

DERRY GIRLS

sorry for acting batshit crazy I was feeling a little unwanted

y’all will be 24 going “sorry what did europe do to be problematic? i have seasonal depression so idk anything :/”

The secret Dungeon Meshi sauce that's getting people to eat better is that it's so non-judgmental. Senshi and the rest of the gang never talk about what not to eat besides things that taste bad and literal poison. They don't even talk about "health" that much besides the importance of a balanced diet. It's so much easier to eat well when you think of food simply as something your body needs, and that it's often worth the extra effort to make it taste good, especially when you understand how to connect "things your body needs" with "things that taste good"

i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"