hi

— Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via books-n-quotes)

Smart and lazy is a horrible combination that results in disappointed teachers, exasperated friends and a whole lot of bad doodling

Oh shit this was literally me in school

Don’t forget those angry parents and half finished homework assignments crumpled in your binders

Im smart and tired I want to do good but i dont feel like trying anymore

I just want someone who’s excited to make out with me and text me all the time.

If we date, you gotta kiss me every 2 minutes

Facts

*wakes up* what the fuck

I’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life

i know i’m cute but you can remind me

reasons to date me: 1: 2: 3: 4: 5: please lol

god please send me a man who likes putting face masks on and doing skincare routines with me amen

Is napping a date?

person: i care about u me: ok then why am i not ur entire life??? smh fake