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The voice was so spot on it took me seconds to realize what he said.
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tamascotchi-deactivated20190101
me, seeing a post i’ve seen tens of times before and knowing DAMN well i have reblogged it every single time:
he he i like the it *reblon*
the-old-homosexual-deactivated2
Can we talk about how in zombie shows/movies/books they always find a veterinarian and not a surgeon? Are veterinarians deemed more likely to survive the apocalypse?
Yup.
- One of our professional skills is ‘not being bitten by patients’
- We actually have a good broad knowledge base for both surgical, medical, and GP things
- We’re used to improvising equipment because a lot of stuff is just not made for animals
- Meat safety is part of our training
- Our cars are often full of equipment, especially in mixed practice
- We probably weren’t in the human hospital at the initial outbreak
WHY IS THERE NO HUMMINGBIRD POKEMON?
dodecalejo
The fact that there are no hummingbirds in japan may be a reason
There are no karate monkeys either but we got like twenty of those so
A Quiet Place, 2018 dir. John Krasinski
holynarwhalsbatman reblogged
starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”?
everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]
barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that would work
lesbiantheoryofvalue
Memes that are funny in 2018 and 1958
A Quiet Place, 2018 dir. John Krasinski
holynarwhalsbatman reblogged
hey guys I’m so mad that three-year-olds don’t understand irony bc literally two of my students were fighting over a book titled “Why Should I Share?” today
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i dont care if i reply in 1 second anymore judge me all you want bitch i love you
holynarwhalsbatman reblogged
me: frienships sound kinda nice
brain: consider this…………………………………………isolation
me:
holynarwhalsbatman reblogged
My Local Gas Station
holynarwhalsbatman reblogged
(by shell_ghostcage)
New meme idea: edit screenshots from old movies to fallout screenshots
nikkiwash3r3
Challenge accepted, here is my contribution.
holynarwhalsbatman reblogged
my-lovely-dreams
Source: my-lovely-dreams
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give your male characters asses you fucking cowards
void-guy
you mean like blizzard?
Exactly like Blizzard. They are ass Gods lol
the-devious-faery
GIVE EVERYONE TACTICAL BUTTCHEEKS
Kojima Celebrating the Tactical Ass since 2001. Follow the damned example, it’s been 16 damned years since then.
holynarwhalsbatman reblogged
first day of college in media: “Please open up your textbooks to chapter three because I expect you to have already read the first two chapters in preparation for starting this class”
first day of college in reality: “We’re going to spend the next hour slowly and thoroughly going over every page of the syllabus because I strongly suspect at least half of you assholes don’t actually know how to read”