Sorry I didn’t text back I’m mentally drained and can’t maintain a normal friendship
Bob’s Burgers, Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl (S05E01)
I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE!!! continues not only living like this but in fact gets actively worse with time
fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away
Sometimes I talk a lot and sometimes I don’t talk at all and somehow both are embarrassing
Don’t underestimate my desire to not wanna
fuck i completely forgot i need to curl up on my couch and scroll my phone for six hours. can we reschedule
I hate it when people are like “get out of your comfort zone” literally every single thing I do in my life feels like me getting out of my comfort zone
when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack
I love being alone <- girl who has known nothing but loneliness her entire life and so has no choice but to take comfort in it
i want to be a sweet and friendly girl but there’s all this anxiety. and the horrors
and rage
yeah and also the rage
i apologize for not responding for 9 weeks straight it will happen again
the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object