I want to thank everyone in the Glee RP community for being amazing roleplayers and bringing all the characters we love and cherish to life. 

sidenote for something that amuses me.

it’s no big secret that the only reason st. berry were endgame on glee because of cory’s passing and jonathan was the only other person ryan and/or lea felt comfortable with assuming that role. away from the narrative of the show, aside from fan opinions, having everything to do with an objective look at it: that’s the only reason. it’s fine. it makes sense. i get why they did it, and i don’t fault them for it.

what makes me laugh though is when people try to use that to discredit st. berry’s endgame status because ‘it was an out-of-character, emotional, safe decision and they didn’t have enough build up.’ like st. berry needed an entire half- or full season to establish there were feelings there. like there hadn’t already been three previous seasons of realized, unresolved, eventually unrequited feelings and missed connections that had already been woven into the story’s narrative. 

because when you actually think about it, st. berry makes a lot of sense. sometimes old flames are seemingly put out, and even if someone’s “over it” and is/was happy with someone else — truly happy — all it takes is the right timing to finally happen for that flame to fan to life again. sometimes people end up with someone from their past they would have never expected because of old wounds and emotional strain. because their lives never lined up quite right. because it just never felt like their moment.

jesse isn’t a stranger. jesse isn’t just a once-platonic friend rachel developed feelings for overnight. jesse was there in the beginning, right there with finn. st. berry had a relationship. they had passion. they had chemistry. other affections and circumstances kept them apart, and had the show gone the way originally intended, it would have been fine that they never got together again. because that’s life.

but the old, rekindled flame is life, too, and just because it didn’t get a season to play out for some people’s need to be told-everything-exactly-by-canon doesn’t mean the basis for the ship isn’t there. so pls find another argument or just cop to admitting that you would have preferred xyz ship instead. 

STOP EMBARRASSING ME MOM

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME

[text] So here’s a tip: don’t give a blowjob the same morning you’re going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have “mouth trauma”. [text] I feel like I’m pretty optimistic for a girl who might be pregnant. [text] I’d cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now. [text] It’s acceptable to bring him back to my parents’ house and fuck on the couch right?? [text] I’m just going to take the mature adult route and ignore him for a bit and then pretend like I didn’t see him jerking off. [text] I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker. [text] And then he said, “I love you like a sister I like to have sex with.” [text] who are you talking about my vagina to?! [text] Apparently she “missed me” and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother. [text] Yeah, I mean I’ll probably fuck him regardless, but I’m trying to be a lady about it. [text] Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real. [text] He’s like a Lana Del Ray song that took human form. [text] He meowed while sucking on my nipple. It got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo. [text] Dude, I’m not going to use a butt plug. [text] he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trined him or he trained me or it’s simply mutually beneficial beautiful. [text] leave me alone I’m becoming one with nature and doing plant things. [text] Of course I made out with him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk. [text] You’ve slept with someone mentioned in the New York Times. That makes you the most famous person I know. [text] you just won the triple crown of sex. your prize is more sex. [text] I think his dick was bigger than his dog. [text] at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking “will I ever be able to suck dick again” [text] just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. I love going to school online. [text] there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex. [text] I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear. [text] Never make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.

I finally got something r i g h t .