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they call me the flash 'cause i run really fast

@softmouseboy / softmouseboy.tumblr.com

24 yr old gender nonconforming trans boy / singular they pronouns i make comics. this is not a professional blog
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for whatever reason i still have so many followers on this account??? hi yall i remade, i’m at @threewolfmoons now, primarily reblogs/shitposting but ill post art or whatever probably lol

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well its been a fucking hot minute hasnt it hi tumblr what have you been up to 

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exeggcute

tumblr post of the decade is OBVIOUSLY the bird in the chocolate fountain and I will not budge on this. the sentence "listen here cum-slut, I bet you five million dollars that you don't own a bird." is simply the greatest string of words ever crafted

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where the fuck do people keep meeting each other? i’ve never met one person in my fucking life

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guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way

wait what’s the difference?

one you can use in the oven safely and the other you can also use in the oven if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire

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hydro-homies

LMAOOOOO

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filmburnbook

people who think karl marx is cool are grossly misinformed

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pissvortex

karl marx was a baller he had a huge cock

The rise of far right authoritarianism does not mean that far left authoritarianism also has to be on the rise!!!

just got word from the left wing authoritarian governmence ive just installed. they’re telling me that karl marx had a fat one

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vantawave

fuck karl marx and fuck communism

oh dont worry karl fucks alright

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can you people stop being gay? cut it out lol

FUCK YOU

what are you? gay?

You fucking wish. You just wish you were me.

oh yeah? oh yeah?

Yeah, you fucking stubborn asshole

*pushes you on to a locker and we passionately make out*

*doesn’t stop you*

Huh

im sorry did you need something you homophobe

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