for whatever reason i still have so many followers on this account??? hi yall i remade, i’m at @threewolfmoons now, primarily reblogs/shitposting but ill post art or whatever probably lol
also if you want you can find me on twitter https://twitter.com/remusmaurice
hello i no longer use tumblr but if you’d like you can get a shirt with my twitter famous cat kenny (@goblinkenny) on it from raw paw now
click here to preorder by august 8th!
well its been a fucking hot minute hasnt it hi tumblr what have you been up to
i mean same
Big same
this will be my go-to excuse from now on
tumblr post of the decade is OBVIOUSLY the bird in the chocolate fountain and I will not budge on this. the sentence "listen here cum-slut, I bet you five million dollars that you don't own a bird." is simply the greatest string of words ever crafted
Vanessa Stockard – Kevin series.
where the fuck do people keep meeting each other? i’ve never met one person in my fucking life
guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way
wait what’s the difference?
one you can use in the oven safely and the other you can also use in the oven if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire
LMAOOOOO
people who think karl marx is cool are grossly misinformed
karl marx was a baller he had a huge cock
The rise of far right authoritarianism does not mean that far left authoritarianism also has to be on the rise!!!
just got word from the left wing authoritarian governmence ive just installed. they’re telling me that karl marx had a fat one
fuck karl marx and fuck communism
oh dont worry karl fucks alright
can you people stop being gay? cut it out lol
FUCK YOU
what are you? gay?
You fucking wish. You just wish you were me.
oh yeah? oh yeah?
Yeah, you fucking stubborn asshole
*pushes you on to a locker and we passionately make out*
*doesn’t stop you*
Huh
im sorry did you need something you homophobe
there are three questions you must ask yourself every day
- is it cute?
- is it sexy? and
- is it OSHA compliant?