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the truth

Game: You need to be about level 20 to defeat this boss!

Me: oh geez I better go do some grinding

Me, two weeks later overleveled by 80, returning to the boss: I’m your god now

Game: You need to be about level 20 to defeat this boss!

My level 2 ass who is about to have a come-to-Jesus meeting: that is just a recommendation right?

Two types of gamers

….. god. this is such a Power Move. this is the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever read about anyone. your fave could never be this aloof.

All-female Elite Warrior Teams Wonder Woman // Thor: Ragnarok // Black Panther

Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms  (via wordsnquotes)

My personal favorites from Scottish Twitter

if i was a criminal i would do all my crimes on a scooter so the police would only see one footprint every few meters and theyd look for a one-legged man with powerful jumping muscles instead of me

Much deep