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happiness is a warm mug

@maryfrantastic / maryfrantastic.tumblr.com

aesthetic is everything
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Bucky: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Sharon: Don’t you mean cards?

Sam, done with life: No he does not.

Bucky, pulling out 8 knives: No I do not.

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helens78

My love for Bucky’s knifework is epic

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reblogged
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thesiouxzy

Cozy little Miss Mare back home in Austin! 😽🤗 Fozzy Mare 🐻

For those wondering, I adopted her as an obese 10 year old special needs kitty. She actually has lost some weight since then & is now healthy, happy & very loved. 😻

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Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec (1864-1901)

“The Bed” (1892)

“In Bed” (1892)

“In Bed - The Kiss” (1892-1893)

Post-Impressionism

The paintings depict 2 women in bed during the time Toulouse-Lautrec produced paintings for the salon at a brothel on the rue d'Ambroise.

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gerrycanavan

 I’m afraid of Americans

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lindsayribar

This is super real.

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justgot1

Completely accurate.

@pre-successful America exposed. 

It’s hilarious watching non-Americans react to this with fear because I read it just nodding along like “yes, in fact this is How Things Are, there you go”

If you ask an American how they are and they respond “Super.” that means they want to die

If they say they’re peachy it means they’re tired of existence

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drneverland

If they say “Living the dream,” it means “please kill me, I hate my job so, so much.”

also “that’s a great question” means “I have no freaking idea”

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aampharros

if asked “how are things going?” and they reply “its going” it means theyre in the middle of a mental breakdown

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thethp

this is all accurate and i hate it

My Best Friend reblogged this.

No no no, it’s

Friend - Someone I know

Good Friend - Someone I know and like

Best Friend - Actually best friend

Best Friend - Someone who is extremely close, either like a sibling or like a platonic spouse. There are different types of best friend, but they’re the person you could live with and are sometimes more than family 

You don’t just call any friend your best friend, but you can more than one best friend. Usually one who is the ‘sister friend’ and one who is the ‘wife friend’. 

……. I’m afraid to go to America now

im-

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sindri42

I was about to say this isn’t entirely accurate because I have usually responded to ‘how’s it going’ with ‘it’s going’

but then I remembered that I was in fact going through a mental breakdown during almost all of those instances.

I think the basic  problem is it’s considered impolite to not ask people how they are in almost every meeting, but 99.9% of the time you do not care, so “great” is the neutral response we give because we can’t just not say anything but if we answered honestly that might compel somebody who doesn’t give a shit to pretend to be sympathetic and that’s not good for anybody.

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gahdamnpunk

AND a race one since the most affected regions will be Africa, Asia and Oceania

as a friend pointed out, this headline makes it sound like supply will be dwindling. supply is fine. people will be *priced out*.

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tehriz

An excellent demonstration of how it’s cowardly “journalism” to use the passive voice in headline writing. “Companies will raise the price of insulin too high for an estimated 40 million people by 2030” is the news. It’s not something that’s JUST GONNA HAPPEN.

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fvlter

Friendly reminder that the people who created insulin wanted it to be made as widely available as possible. They sold the patent for 1 canadian dollar to UofT to make the drug as cheap as possible. There is absolutely no reason other than unregulated price-gauging for insulin to be this expensive.

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