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Gayer than a tree full of Monkeys on Nitrous Oxide

@uselesslittlefop / uselesslittlefop.tumblr.com

Morgan, 25 Pretty much just pictures of my dog if I'm honest
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recovery horror: where the process of healing from something reveals previously unknown levels of damage

seeing a smudge on the wall and realizing it’s mildew. examining the mildew and realizing it’s black mold. peeling back the wallpaper and seeing it’s eaten the entire house. going into the basement for a flashlight and realizing it’s flooded. spending every last bit of money at your disposal on fixing all of these things, only to move the box covering the trap door that leads to the seven hundred mile obsidian tunnel that leads directly to the gates of hell.

where exactly every individual’s collapsing point is located. where they stop in that process of uncovering and why.

the conflicts that arise from knowing FULL WELL about the tunnel to the gates of hell, but you’re stuck with somebody who has only just found out about the mildew.

pretending to care about the mildew. speaking with them calmly and compassionately about how mildew is definitely a real problem that people ought to take seriously, and waiting for them to take a good hard look at what’s really crawling up the walls.

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hello mr collins tell me now, are you bisexual. you are not. okay, well what we’ll d- sorry. say that again. did you. i’m sorry. repeat that. so you are not bisexual, yes. that is clear. uh huh. see that- uh huh. no, yes. no absolutely mr collins you’ve made it clear to me that you are not a bisexual. but following that up by saying that you wish you were, and i quote, “so, so badly”– oh it was three “so”s, i suppose accuracy matters here— no this call isn’t being recor— mr collins are you crying

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you know he's going to take it back right? like he's absolutely going to take this back once the media starts spinning "warner brothers talks actor into queerbaiting irl" articles. he's going to take it back and say he was just trying to be funny

and I'll be there

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mychildren

Every midwit literary fiction novel from the past 5 years has been called something like The Little Things We Do To Ourselves or Back Then I Didn’t Think So Clearly or I Have Been Trying To Venmo You.

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nonbinaryyue

[ID: #new game your book title is the last text you sent #okay let’s do a quick drink at 7:30 End ID]

"can I send you something horrible?"

actually i would read that

I would too.

Keep an eye open for my new bestselling beach read, “I Assume Geoff Isn’t Coming”

(Geoff might still be coming, it turns out)

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princessmuk

Yeah wow I’m so excited for “Wordle 396 5/6”

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biglawbear

I am a GUEST and I do not DESERVE to use the good normal cups, I may only use the worst cup you have

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tytoalbion

Counterpoint, I am a guest and I DESIRE to use the WORST possible cup I can find that you have hidden away

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i have been home with covid for less than 24 hours and i am fully losing it! 

this pre-camp has been especially rough for both covid and non covid related reasons, but the fact that even with all of the testing we did we still had 4 of 30 staff test positive  within 24 hours just breaks my heart and gives me no hope for keeping the kids covid-free this summer. i also feel like a complete lunatic because i don’t have anyone to talk to about it who is not deep in the trenches with me. i spent part of today obsessively reading other camps covid policies for this summer and they are non-existant! it’s all well and good to say “kick the kids who have it out of the program (after they have already come and infected everyone else) but what are other camps doing when their staff test positive ? just keeping them around infecting everyone else?   our campers are required to be vaccinated and bring 10 negative rapids (one per day for 10 days) + a negative PCR before we will let them on campus and we used a modified version of that for staff and it’s not going to be enough. half of our leadership team has tested positive , and i can’t believe that the other 2 won’t given that we sleep in the same room and spend all our time together. 

i’m also just spiraling because i’ve gone from being around people 24/7 (outdoors! at camp!) which is my favorite part of my job to stuck at home alone without even my dog and feeling like shit. i’m sad and bored and anxious about what the start of camp is even going to look like. 

idk this job is so stressful and i hate it 10 months out of the year but i truly LOVE being at camp and around the kids and with my coworkers and i am genuinely so sad that i am missing out on that this week. and i am so sad that there was truly nothing we could have done better. 

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