( HARLEY QUINN. ) face it, harl, this stinks! you’re wanted in twelve states and HOPELESSLY in love with a psychopathic ( c l o w n ). at what point did my life go looney tunes? how did it happen? who’s to blame?… batman, that’s who.BATMAN! it’s always been batman! ruining my life, spoiling my fun! coming ( B E T W E E N ) me and my puddin’ from the very beginning…
“SPIDER-MAN sucks. i could do a better job. “ someone’s pissy.
so...
my mum’s been put through for a lung transplant
( HARLEY QUINN. ) face it, harl, this stinks! you’re a certified nutso wanted in twelve states and HOPELESSLY in love with a psychopathic ( c l o w n ). at what point did my life go looney tunes? how did it happen? who’s to blame?… batman, that’s who.BATMAN! it’s always been batman! ruining my life, spoiling my fun! coming ( B E T W E E N ) me and my puddin’ from the very beginning…
really want to go on my harley because she was one of my first ever muses but then i obvs rebooted her when the suicide squad teaser came out in may 2015 and i can’t remember the password so i’ll probs remake lmao not sorry pls accept me
“ So... if anyone asks, I was just reading. Reading for an exceptionally long time. “
kinda want to rp....
GUESS WHO REMEMBERED HER EMAIL AFTER 5 HOURS AND 40 MINUTES
———— i just know i’m running. sometimes it’s like i’ve lived a THOUSAND lives in a thousand places. i’mBORN, i live, i die. and always there’s the doctor. always i’m ( r u n n i n g ) to save the doctor again and again and again. and he hardly ever h e a r s me. but i’ve always BEEN there. ( clara oswald. )
❛ HOLY FFFFFFF — ❜ body CLUMSILY collapses to the ground, more so startled by the sudden impact than anything. he can handle being SHOT & STABBED, but jesus – ! a GIGANTIC, heavy, hardcover book to the head isn’t exactly PLEASANT, especially when it’s as unexpected as t h a t. digits move to rub at the back of head, pushing body up to a sitting position as masked brows raise. ❛ is that a DICTIONARY – ? did you just … did you seriously just hit me in the head with a dictionary ? ? ? ❜
“ oh my god i thought i’d KILLED you. “ the biochemist knelt down next to the vigilante, helping him remove his mask. “ well, yeah? sorry, would you rather i hit you with a 6 t o n n e weight next time?! also.. it was the HEAVIEST thing in my room. “ blonde tresses fall in front of his face as she went to look at the throbbing lump on the back of his HEAD. she never did it on purpose && it was three in the morning! “ you’ll be fine, but don’t go to sleep for a while in case you’ve got a c o n c u s s i o n. “
❝ Right, I’ll t r y to remember that. ❞
“ don’t worry, i WON’T, not unless you try to stab me, i mean. “
“ i watched halloween last night and now i’m SCARED everyone’s following me. sorry.. just thought i’d let you ( k n o w ) in case i turn around and SCREAM in your face. “
“ i’m getting obsessed with watching NETFLIX on my phone. i’ve bumped into four people today & i normally hate anti-social, ( u n o b s e r v a n t ) people but.. i’m turning into one. i mean, walt white is just taking over my life. i need help. “ the blonde smiled at the other, it was a long explanation to why she’d bumped into them, but still.
aranearum.
blonde tresses coat pale features, waiting. waiting with a DICTIONARY. you see, he never said he was staying at her, or that he’d even pop round, so when she heard a ( r a t t l e ) on the fire escape steps she hid next to her window and WAITED some more. a large yelp and the biochemist hid the figure over the head with the hardback book, only to see a flash of crimson LATEX. oh shit. “ shit. oh fff-crap. “ he’d fallen on the room side of the window, thank god, but that’s a ( h a r d ) book, whether he was conscious or not is a different problem. “ peter? peter are you okay? i-.. i’m sorry i didn’t know. “
“ spider-man sucks. i don’t see the big HYPE around him. “ as yes, a classic symptom of falling out with your boyfriend who somehow turns out to be ( s p i d e r - m a n ).
