It’s just a scratch

nicki minaj would make a great joker

no i take that back immediately i think she’d fit bane better

NICKI HAS THE RANGE @sweetdickheadass

BINGO

Me @ me

A foreboding cabin in the Czech Republic. According to Captain_Frylock, this is an old gasworks building converted to a guesthouse on the border between Czechia and Germany. If you’re feeling adventurous, they have rooms available.

Self care isn’t just drinking water and going to sleep early. Self care is taking a break when things become overwhelming, saying no to things you do not want to do, allowing yourself to cry, asking for help from those around you, doing things that make you happy. 

clown jail

These are their stories

*honk honk*

this is a fucking grinch rental that we have at my job and I tried so hard to rent it out in december but his big ass kept scaring people 

Hrrnngh, Max, I’m trying to sneak around, but I’m dummy thick, and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps waking up the Whos

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

the key to crystals ᵇʸ ˢᵃʳᵃʰ ᵇᵃʳᵗˡᵉᵗᵗ

my mom has finally understood the concept of how to use “tea” as slang, but only kind of. she came into my room and said “jessie, i have tea today” and i was obviously like what happened but as it turns out she just thinks tea means information so she told me that she got avocadoes on sale. that was the tea. 

this spot is my favourite each year