When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.
I think my dinner is possessed.
sounds like Tarzan stepping on glass
if i fits, i sits.
THIS IS ILLEGAL
This exists for a reason.
The fact that I cannot for the LIFE of me remember what that reason is is irrelevant.
i didn't realize we had the same doctor, Del
Get back in your house and stay there,rudy.
And then there’s when your alert villager goes DID YOU KNOW COCO IS LEAVING and you run ACROSS TOWN WITH THE AXE because NO
NO
SHE
IS
NOT
I LOST CHERRY THAT WAY
I'LL BE DAMNED IF ANYBODY ELSE IS LEAVING WITHOUT MY INPUT
I am still laughing at the /r/relationships post about the guy who initially wanted an open relationship so he could fuck other women since his girlfriend isn’t hot because she’s “bigger”, but she had much more luck and was even...
Get back in your house and stay there,rudy.
I’ve got tons of unfinished college homework but it’s time to draw a dickbutt Spy because I can
Ryxtherack chimes in
► In regards to this: http://delcat.tumblr.com/post/86472417749/im-angry-and-horny I imagined both the bending-over-and-sexing and table flipping to happen at the same time. WHAT KIND OF INSANE ACROBATIC SEX SHENANIGANS ARE YOU IMPLYING???. Though in fairness, my brain also assumed that the participants were stationary in relation to the positioning of the table, and also that table (and people) were endlessly spinning in some kind of frictionless, gravity-free environment. HOW HARD DID YOU FLIP THAT THEORETICAL TABLE, DEL, JESUS. also i may be horribly sleep deprived and this whole thing really kind of spiraled out of hand. INFINITELY SPINNING TABLE BANGING IN SPACE OR SOMETHING there ought to be a porn plot that ends up like that.
All I can say is:
which one of my fandoms needs the space AU
Think of the most improbable one you've got
then space that bitch up something fierce
Scrolled down, deleted that virus post with the before/after picture
seriously, what the hell?
THERE’S THIS NEW COMPANY STARTING UP THAT SELLS CHEAP CUTE LITTLE ‘STARTER KITS’ TO TRANS PEOPLE WHO NEED ALL THE ESSENTIALS!
IN THESE KITS THERE’S STUFF LIKE BINDERS AND PACKERS AND BREAST FORMS AND CLOTHES!
IT MEANS COMING OUT AS TRANS AND GETTING…
ryxthererack answered your question:Is there a virus going around?
I haven’t see anything like that so far, but it soundssss kinda sketchy. :/
Welp, there’s an answer for us.
That probably means I have it too, now what
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
also the only before/after pictures i would ever post would be definitely humorous in nature (self-depreciating or otherwise).
WHICH IS WHY I CLICKED I WAS EXPECTING A JOKE GDI
MAYBE SOMETHING INVOLVING BUTTS I DON’T KNOW
definitely super sketchy then
also here, let me soothe your dashed expectations of butt humor
ryxthererack answered your question:Is there a virus going around?
I haven’t see anything like that so far, but it soundssss kinda sketchy. :/
Welp, there’s an answer for us.
That probably means I have it too, now what
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
also the only before/after pictures i would ever post would be definitely humorous in nature (self-depreciating or otherwise).