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ALL THE SHINY THINGS

@ryxthererack-blog / ryxthererack-blog.tumblr.com

This is where all the random internet stuff I find ends up.
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Get back in your house and stay there,rudy. 

And then there’s when your alert villager goes DID YOU KNOW COCO IS LEAVING and you run ACROSS TOWN WITH THE AXE because NO

NO

SHE

IS

NOT

I LOST CHERRY THAT WAY

I'LL BE DAMNED IF ANYBODY ELSE IS LEAVING WITHOUT MY INPUT

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I am still laughing at the /r/relationships post about the guy who initially wanted an open relationship so he could fuck other women since his girlfriend isn’t hot because she’s “bigger”, but she had much more luck and was even...

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I’ve got tons of unfinished college homework but it’s time to draw a dickbutt Spy because I can

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delcat177

Ryxtherack chimes in

► In regards to this: http://delcat.tumblr.com/post/86472417749/im-angry-and-horny I imagined both the bending-over-and-sexing and table flipping to happen at the same time. WHAT KIND OF INSANE ACROBATIC SEX SHENANIGANS ARE YOU IMPLYING???. Though in fairness, my brain also assumed that the participants were stationary in relation to the positioning of the table, and also that table (and people) were endlessly spinning in some kind of frictionless, gravity-free environment. HOW HARD DID YOU FLIP THAT THEORETICAL TABLE, DEL, JESUS. also i may be horribly sleep deprived and this whole thing really kind of spiraled out of hand. INFINITELY SPINNING TABLE BANGING IN SPACE OR SOMETHING there ought to be a porn plot that ends up like that.

All I can say is:

which one of my fandoms needs the space AU

Think of the most improbable one you've got

then space that bitch up something fierce

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delcat177
I haven’t see anything like that so far, but it soundssss kinda sketchy. :/

Welp, there’s an answer for us.

That probably means I have it too, now what

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

also the only before/after pictures i would ever post would be definitely humorous in nature (self-depreciating or otherwise).

WHICH IS WHY I CLICKED I WAS EXPECTING A JOKE GDI

MAYBE SOMETHING INVOLVING BUTTS I DON’T KNOW

definitely super sketchy then

also here, let me soothe your dashed expectations of butt humor

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