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take me to the stars

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haterblocker

We all need something to look forward during times like these, so I'm doing a little giveaway for anyone over 18 years old, in the U.S., and there will be lots of extra surprises added that aren't pictured here!

Reblog to enter; multiple reblogs count as multiple entries (try not to spam the feed too much, though) Like to bookmark, but it does not count as an entry.

Must be following @haterblocker 💜 Ends at midnight on Halloween 2020

This giveaway is not affiliated with tumblr or any brand pictured.

Thank you, I appreciate you all! ~HB

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I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

Well SOMEONE’S third eye is wide fucking open

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nymori

I love this post so I made a thing.

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Okay so I went to the source article and here’s the paragraph where the guy tells his secret:

First, there was their daily diet: on top of dry commercial cat food, a home-cooked breakfast of eggs, turkey bacon, broccoli, coffee with cream, and—every two days—about an eyedropper full of red wine to “circulate the arteries.” Then there was his effort to ensure the cats were sufficiently stimulated: a garage he’d converted into a home movie theater, with a working reel-to-reel projector and actual movie theater seats, where Perry screens nature documentaries exclusively for the cats (with previews, he added). Last, and perhaps most important, he swore that love and close, personal relationships helped his cats live longer. Perry adored his cats so much, he remembered each of their birthdays.
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my healthcare plan is if i get sick, i’ll shrink a group of my friends and they’ll go and beat the shit out of whatever illness i have. 

this motherfucka show up? then last thing he gonna see is this

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slendahgirl

Isn’t…isn’t this a jimmy neutron episode..

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Biphobe lesbians and lesbophobic bi women. GIRLS WHAT YALL DOING. We supposed to kiss each other.

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