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Eternal Shipper

@eternalshipper / eternalshipper.tumblr.com

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christopher nolan created inception as a service to women. cillian murphy. tom hardy. joseph gordon levitt. leonardo dicaprio. ellen page and marion cotillard. he knew the plot didn’t need to make sense. he knew it didn’t mean shit when that many attractive people on the screen together.

Except, it does make sense

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hissmetaylor

“i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat”

“i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work”

“no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy”

“i can’t-”

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You know, as a lesbian, negating myself to men and accepting that I don’t like men, has never EVER been repressive or restricting.

Quite the fucking opposite. I was repressing and restricting myself when I was trying to force myself, convince myself that I was bi. I was suppressing my true desires and wants when I was trying so, so fucking hard to even just be open to men. I was suppressing my unattraction to men.

Don’t fucking tell me being gay is restricting or limiting. It’s not. Being a lesbian freed me (not of you dumb ass bitches trying to impose YOUR views and feelings on ME though). Being a lesbian, FOR ME, is just as freeing as being bi/pan/etc is freeing for a lot of other people.

And this seems to have upset at least one person.

Anyways.

If you think being a lesbian or a gay man is “limiting” or “unhealthy” (no matter under how many Progressive politics you disguise it) unfollow me. Actually, block me.

I think people should just stop worrying about who everyone else is doing or dating... like, get over it!

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By Order of the King: Back in Paris

The first time Athos had seen her, she ’d been covered in mud, and looking nothing at all like a Lady. She wore trousers and a corset, had a sword in her hand and even in her dirtied state Athos thought her the most beautiful creature he had ever seen.

He and the boys had just been attending to their duty when they returned to the garrison to report to Treville, finding him in the patio of the garrison, sword fighting with a girl. The Captain notices them and makes a signal to his dueling companion.

“I’m sure I was just about to win Captain. “ She states smiling, a few strands of fire red-hair escaping a simple bun.

“And I am sure you were not. “ Treville replies in amusement “Though, it was quite the workout.” He delivers their swords to one of the garrison servants. Takes one pale hand in his and kisses the back of it.  He gestures to the four men “These are the inseparable I told you about: Athos, Porthos, Aramis and the latest addition D’Artagnan.”

“From the D’Artagnan’s of Gascony?” she asks the boy, who shifts uncomfortably and nods “I was very sorry to hear of your father’s passing. From what I know he was a good man.”

“Thank you Madame” the boy is quieter than usual, which raises flags with Aramis.

“I’m quite sure I did not catch your name My Lady” Aramis takes her hand in his and kisses it. She raises a brow in amusement and before she can reply Treville is placing himself between her and Aramis.

“And she won’t you scoundrel.” He pushes his forehead back lightly with a tip of his finger. “Now, get out of my sight” He pulls her softly to the side as the four friends go the patio tables, starting to clean out their gear, pretending they’re not listening to every word of the conversation.

“You should have told me you were coming.” Treville chastises

“You said there was something to be discussed in your last letter. It seemed urgent”

“So you rode all the way here? Your husband’s murder is still an open case”

“I don’t believe anyone will be crying for that one. And I don’t believe whoever killed him wishes me harm.”

“Do you know who did it?” his stare is intense and the four eavesdroppers start paying even more attention.

“I’ve told you I don’t.” She sighs

“Nonetheless, I could have sent an escort”

“I don’t need an escort Captain. Will you tell me what was you wanted to discuss with me?!”

“The King feels it is time for your return to court”

“By Feels do you mean ordered?”

Treville’s mouth is a thin line Athos’ recognizes from his many years as an annoyance to his Captain.

“The King will no longer be denied. I can stall no further.”

“Very well. Tell him I shall call upon him within the week.”

“It would be safer if you were to stay at the palace”

“I will open the Paris house. If your investigators are done with it”

Treville sighs thanking the Lord for not having given him daughters. His worried gaze follows her as she leaves the garrison, once again without an escort. He looks at Athos, with that look the younger man knows so well. It says: leave it be, soldier.

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loqueesha

Yall are actually hospitable to y'alls hookups??? I never even let mine use the bathroom with the door closed. I’ll be damned if I let a fag steal my $30 vitamin C serum.

either that or take them to a p*rk in the d*rk sis 🌃🌙👀

And have mosquito bites on my taint??? No thanks

Idk maybe because I’m from Florida… but I can’t nut unless there’s mosquitos succin on my gouché 😌

Idk why God keeps letting you survive hurricane szn

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navigaero

those mosquitos letting my hole HAVE it

Malaria looking at y'all’s mosqussies like

Mosqussies??? Excuse me?!

dropalexdead

I’m literally paralyzed with laughter rn, I hate this website.

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gender-fear

Nobody would have made that word if tumblr hadn’t banned porn and we all know it

True story.... although...

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