Crustaceous Curmudgeon

i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on

Yawns are contagious

Harajuku monster girl Asachill on the street wearing a sheer dress from Glad News with a UNIF flames backpack and roller skate platform heels by Sretsis. Full Look

Roller skate platform heels omg

This is so pleasant

Do you feel the sun beaming? ☀ by Jeannie Phan

(via Thurston Cat)

the ice cream

The weirdest thing about the UK is that they don’t clap at the end of movie trailers. What the fuck.

not to mention the fact that they don’t pour their pepsis into their buckets of popcorn and eat the resulting mush, known as “pissy shitties” here in the good ol US of A

What the fuck is “pissy shitties”?

pissy shitties is when you mix pepsi and popcorn to create a rich and smooth treat, excellent for enjoying a movie with friends

Woah woah woah… slow down there. Canadian joining the party. American’s clap at the end of movie trailers? Like every trailer? Or do you mean just the movie? And is “pissy shitties” an actual thing? How does it not leak onto your pants? Oh and sorr-eh for interrupting!

Here in the USA, most theaters sell buckets meant specifically for pissy shitties, called piss buckets, which are usually around like $30 - $40. Some Americans like the feeling of leaky buckets on their jeans and consider it a part of the theater experience like post-credit brawls and sticky floors. I agree with the latter tbh.

The clapping is a normal show of respect and it occupies our hands so we don’t eat all our pissy shitties before the movie starts

who did this just wondering i love the use of ellipses

the clunk wrote this

長い#caique #インコ #今日のインコ #シロハラインコ

the all seeing

unblinking eye

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omg

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