God's Little Bastard

im not leaving this site till it shuts down but if anyone following me is leaving and wants to follow me elsewhere, i have a bunch of links in my about and ill add them to this post later when im home

you can also ask for my discord but chances are i wont really talk much on there since one on one convos arent quite my thing. but you can also link me group chat invites if you really want to, in which case i will likely show up every so often to post a cool animal or some weird shit i found at a thrift store

links to other places im at:

twitter (though i doubt anyones jumping there lol)

bluesky

deviantart

furaffinity

weasyl

touhouse

neocities (eyestrain warning)

Notre Dame cathedral(not that one) on Aurora 800

Frollo I'm sorry this isn't your house. You must be so confused here let's get you home

I;m so fucking drunk

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Buckle up, European and Foreigner Tumblypoos, because I'm about to learn you a thing about AMERICA.

You see these delectable motherflippers? These are called STATES. You stupid foreigners might not be able to wrap your head around this, but basically they're administrative subdivisions of the country.

And here's the thing: They are totally heckin' different from each other! For instance, New York:

Looks TOTALLY DIFFERENT from Kansas:

And they both look TOTALLY different from California!

So before you make fun of an American for not knowing where tiny third-world countries like "Check Republic" or "South Korea" are, maybe think about how much we have to learn about the unique regional differences in our OWN country. Maybe you should think about AMERICA more.

shit like this should be radicalizing people

this is such funny framing it didn’t “disappear” you guys just refused to air it 😭

me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?

my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire

my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍

captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!

my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss

i need people do do me a favor and be absolutely normal about it

i have a completely normal coworker who does music and stuff and its good music and i want to send my army of followers to his video on yt and just +like it or something. something to boost him in the algorithm

the issue is no one can let him know this second life i live on the internet because if he finds out i have 25k followers on tumblr or 10k on twitter etc then the questions will flow and i will not be prepared for the conversation about werewolves that follows

Ok heres the video, just +like it and if you want to comment just say you're from reddit or facebook or somewhere

If someone DOES want to share it to reddit that'd be awesome and I'd love you but I dont have an active account there

Just enjoy the music yall. Its honestly really good if you like some classic sounding R&B. The man's voice reminds me of usher to some extent with a little more gravel. Its honestly just sex. Its really really good and he only have 114 subs and the video only has like 90ish likes or something. Honestly its sad. He sounds amazing.

Yes!! Hes REALLY good and his music is giving 90's RnB. It's fantastic and his voice is great and I really want him to blow up

Also here's his Spotify for those of you wanting to add it to your likes and your playlists

this is making me so happy im so proud of you guys i literally dont have words

He's been visited by an angel. 💙

pachy by way of carpenter bee

Update:

what the hell i just learned that we domesticated weed before we domesticated wheat. weed is as intrinsically human as bread and beer..

Please reblog for greater sample size <3

I need to be kidnapped by kind aliens who take me to the alien vet and they know exactly what's wrong with me and they cure me and feed me nutritious meals

every day i thank internet femboys for revolutionizing gender expression and teaching us that you don't need to be masculine to be violently misogynistic and racist