Two magicians made a blood oath when they were children that they would never harm each other. Now they are mortal enemies and have resorted to inconveniencing and annoying each other, knowing if they harm one another they’ll die.

I want to watch this show

WHY does team rockets pokedex talk like this ???

Pokédex: dreadnaw, the BITE Pokemon! A water and rock type. And I don’t- I don’t know?

Powokedex: Drednyaw, DA BITE Powokemon! A wata and wock type UwU. And I dwon’t- I dwon’t know? ÓwÒ

Pokemon Heritage Post

harold they’re lesbians

Adut Akech for Moschino SS24

these watches are so pretty i just had to design characters for them… rainbow white’s wand is the minute hand of a clock, and rainbow black’s is the second hand! they both specialize in time magic ✨

happy lunar new year!! 🎉

still thinking about this.

How They Stopped Work at the Raytheon Facility

https://crimethinc.com/Raytheon

On November 13, demonstrators in southern California blockaded a defense contractor facility in solidarity with the Palestinians on the receiving end of the bombs that it produces.

This report explores how they used the element of surprise to surround it and shut down work for the day.

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

y- you were putting it in cold water?????

Radish. Answer the question radish.

yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason

You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

[ID: Tags reading “u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????” /End ID]

why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it

Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

Its takes less than a minute

Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

Like seven minutes

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…

Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

do none of you own a fucking kettle

every single time

“Aren’t you The Avatar?”

Starry Eevee

pokemon painted with neopets paintbrushes are a really funny and cool idea to me. its kind of funny in eevee's case since usually they get a evolution but nah this is just aesthetic

this is so on brand for her