I’m sorry if I’ve ever been that toxic person in someone’s life &/or hindered anyone’s growth. Even in the smallest of ways

the CIA dumped 300gb+ of files from Osama Bin Laden’s computer and holy shit what the fuck

it wasn’t US Special Forces that killed Bin Laden, it was Nintendo killing him for pirating their games

THE LAST THING BIN LADEN SAW

me as a detective: WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂

I wish someone would shoot me in the dick

that phrase like, “he looked at her like she was the sun” has always confused me because most people look at the sun like this 

I do not like worm-suggestion

Well that’s just okay! But I’d kill you too if I had the chance.

PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON

MOTHER LET ME FIGHT

I am fucking crying

Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!

That’s called murder and i heard somewhere that it was illegal.