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the vibe im going for this winter
my mutuals
reblog if you regularly speak to homosexuals online.
Reblog if you communicate through phone and computer
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dark science beyond belief
there are many, many funny things about kingdom hearts, but for me the funniest part is in any scene where there’s supposed to be a big crowd but the devs didn’t want to model literally anyone so it’s just a huge empty room with only the absolutely necessary characters there
literally fucking no one is there. comedy gold
Better example
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Reading sports headlines while pretending sports doesn't exist suggests a fascinating world of magic and whimsy.
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I think i might actually be a 12 year old cause "everyone dies isntantly" is still a funny punchline to me
I love how everyone took this post to be abt D&D cause its literally abt this tweet
It’s finally happened.
After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.
“I like your shoelaces.”
Oh. Oh no.
I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”
The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”
Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.
Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.
@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!
THIS IS AMAZING
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I'm ignoring the part of the internet who is going "Oh no" at this.
BUT OMG BOWSER YOU HOPELESS ROMANTIC. YOU LOVE PEACH NO MATTER WHAT SHE TURNS INTO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Bowser really is the type to love you if you became a worm lol
*crouches to go into stealth*
the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed
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the last boba in my bubble tea
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I spent like 5 hours editing this gif frame by frame to make this shitty edit that I wanted to exist
the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long
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jokes aside i think it’s amazing and heartwarming to see like 4chan incel bros perform the miracle of crawling out of that hole and becoming real human beings and chronicling their journey to realizing that they can be well adjusted happy normal dudes
Where’s the post about the guy who turned his life around bc of his shrimp? Bc that’s very relevant here
This guy. This makes me so happy
ID: Anonymous 4chan post: Shrimp saved my life.
- be depressed, suicidal xanax-addicted incel
- one day I go to my /aq/fag uncle's house for some shit
- he has pet shrimp, never seen anything like it before
- he offers to get me some
- throw them in a barely cycled tank with some shitty rock
- several shrimp die
- realize that I killed them with my apathy
- realize I need to take responsibility for once in my life
- do research, learn about water parameters and so on
- eventually I have a beautiful planted tank with no more deaths
- notice a female shrimp carrying eggs
- haven't felt this excited about anything in almost a decade
- the eggs disappear and I once again think I fucked up
- few days later I see a tiny transparent baby shrimp
- suddenly know how the shepherds felt as they gazed upon the newborn Christ
- by this point I live and breathe shrimp
- all my spare time is spent on shrimp research and watching shrimp videos
- spend most of the money I had saved from my last job on shrimp products
- quit the Xanax to support shrimp spending
- Start putting effort into college in hope of getting a good job for my shrimp
- grades improve, no longer facing the prospect of dropping out
- relationship with parents improves since I am finally passionate about something and applying myself
- l see genuine happiness in their eyes when I talk excitedly about my shrimp
- for my birthday my mom makes me a shrimp cake
- it even has fondant legs and little chocolate eggs
- cry like a little bitch when I see it
- mom hugs me and tells me she's always been proud of me
- college dorm neighbours demand to see my shrimp
- Shit they're gonna think I'm autistic
- they actually think my shrimp are really cool
- they start inviting me to their social events
- start interacting with girls, get told by girls for the first time in my life that I'm fun and smart
- l think my shrimp would be proud of me if they knew
- We're gonna make it bros. Even if you can't do it for yourself, do it for the animals that depend on you.
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