Swag-tastic!!

Dropped a small potato n started crying how’s everyone else doin tonight

am on floor

a car goes full speed off a cliff and explodes at the bottom and when the smoke clears it's actually just perfectly parallel parked

you know come to think of it i don't believe those men were ever truly sorry for party rocking

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tumblr i have been here for almost a decade

Took you long enough to figure it out idiot

A lich or Necromancer would not say “par for the course.” You know what they would say.

Erm...Not quite!!

想吃这个星星✨葡萄🍇

I’m going to make a prediction:

The Mario movie will come out and be perfectly average. Jack Black’s Bowser will be the most popular part of the movie by far.

And I mean…really popular.

He will become the new favourite on Tumblr getting a ton of fanart and fanfics. The rare Tumblr sexyman who is not a skinny white twink. Fans will desperately look for anyone in the movie to ship him with. Many will gravitate to Luigi. Others to Peach (no one will want to ship him with Chris Pratt Mario). Some will be so desperate, that they’ll go full Onceler and ship him with AU versions of himself.

And at that moment, the furries and scalies who’ve been obsessing over Bowser for decades will rise up as one, as their thirst finally becomes publicly accepted by the masses. And the furries will finally take their place as the rulers of Tumblr. Snapcube Shadow the Hedgehog making furries legal was just the prelude to the oncoming storm…

And you will all have Illumination to thank/blame.

Weighted blanket is not enough I need someone to do this to me

Here’s a true story about studying for finals.

The culprit:

culprit fanart <3

I'm so sick of myself

Things no one tells you about when you’ve been mentally ill for years and it won’t get better

— everyone will give up on you. Some will say it upfront, some will have indirect ways of showing it (you’re a lucky mf if you still have someone )

— your symptoms/ breakdowns/ panic attacks are cute for a few months. Everyone wants to help. Later on people find them annoying and inconvenient

— you will be blamed for not getting better. Doesn’t matter if you’re doing therapy, taking meds, exercising, eating well and sleeping. You can do all of it, some of it or none of it. They will find fault in your efforts.

— desensitization to your pain. This one isn’t their fault, it’s human nature. But it happens and yes it hurts cuz you would wish you were desensitized to your own pain but you have to feel it no matter what. Doesn’t matter if it’s the millionth time. It demands to be felt.

— people move on. But you can’t. You see people cope and get over things while you simply can’t. And it’s so much worse if you’ve been mentally ill for years. Even the smallest things break you and trigger you.

— you slowly realize this world isn’t made for mentally ill people in any way

— you’re tired / fatigued all the time. You have been for years now. You simply exist but you aren’t capable of living anymore. Your illnesses have taken everything that made you feel alive. You’re nothing but a shell. A body.