please may i have some coochie

i feel like the discovery channel has like five shark weeks a year and we all keep forgetting when it is so they can get away with doing that

most of the ocean is unexplored because everyone agreed that we’d all sleep better at night if we dont know what the hell is down there

Her name is Mami and I love her.

@sppaade thank you!!!

LET ME LOVE HER

i can’t see/hear the phrase, “you’re beautiful” without the primitive part of my brain producing a perfectly clear rendition of James Blunt going “YAH BYÜTEHFA'AL”

Source

NEVER. EVER. GIVE. UP.

idk about you guys but I think this is the best video to ever exist

posted by: @gekiomi

im gonna throw up from laughing thinking about this tweet

me standing in front of the fish tanks at petsmart

just passed a woman in a car with a decal that said “NO SKINNY DUDES” and she was vaping out the window, do you think that’s enough info for a missed connections post

your uber is here, i am outside

ok im tired of the bullshit

wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?