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Me: “I’m a witch”

Also me:

*hasn’t done a spell in a month*

*forgets what moon phase it is*

*loses most of my crystals*

*has a collection of three (3) herbs*

Midnight at a river in Utah. Zion National Park, UT Follow @travelgurus for more

Life is just a constantly updated MMORPG with a highly insecure fanbase of people who don’t want you to quit playing the game. As soon you mention quitting the game, people automatically try to convince you to keep playing for a while because it will get better once you reach a certain level.

endless list of my favourite books | the hobbit by j. r. r. tolkien

So I just had the shit creeped out of me.

I’m not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked. 

My violin is hanging on the wall several feet away. 

So I gathered my courage, grabbed my phone, and used the camera light to investigate. 

And found this.

A goddamn spider was playing my violin. Not even joking. The little shit.

I think I’d have preferred a ghost….

So anyway…. *tiny incoherent cough exhumes from spider* Here’s Wonderwall.

bwa ha ha ha

I hesitated before posting, but I bet I know what’s going on here. The plucking was pretty rhythmic, right?

Male spiders pluck the webs of female spiders in a pattern to determine if the female is interested.

That spider was trying to mate with your violin…

Ahh so it’s a boy(I just assume every insect I see is a girl) that’s such a cute mating ritual!

He just wants love!

The behavior would indicate that it is a male. Only females weave webs. Male spiders have to be careful not to be mistaken for prey and eaten, so they pluck the web. Poor thing didn’t exactly get any this time!

Poor spider thinking “Damn this web was made by a strong spider, a real awesome spider, can I possibly get with this boss ass spider??”

poor little hyperion, dreaming of the moon

in a hole in the ground, there lived a hobbit

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Messengers For The Mightiest God

Huginn (from Old Norse “thought”) and Muninn (Old Norse “memory” or “mind”) are a pair of ravens that fly over the world of men, and report everything they see to the god Odin. The appear on Viking coinage, brooches, tapestries, and even a helmet!

Moral of the story: don’t do anything shady if you see a crow nearby.

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