The Observatory

after being mutuals for a certain time tumblr should give you a coupon for a free trip to hang out with them

Source

ok this is a poignant visual metaphor tho

this image made me quit my job.

I remember the first time I saw it, i stared at it for several minutes until I finally just started crying. It made me resolve to leave, and I turned in my resignation about a month later.

This is your reminder that if life keeps throwing you lemons you are not morally obligated to make lemonade from them. You can duck, or catch them in a trash can, or get a baseball bat and slam those fuckers into the stratosphere.

snoopy of the day

Me if I were a dog

don't forget to pee before, during, and after sex to avoid contracting an HDMI

a five year old note among my 1588 saved notes that just reads: four-dimensional salmon

OH WAIT I REMEMBER WHAT THAT MEANT

a higher-dimensional creature whose life cycle involves 'swimming upstream' backwards through time from the end of the universe to their spawning site at the birth of the universe

#god forbid women have hobbies

the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary

This is a rest post. Feel free to rest by the fire and regain your strength before venturing below

Objectively one of the most fuckable punctuation marks

kind of a milf

girl help they are making me do my job at work