fav japanese vine so far

WTF is going on. IT’S GREAT.

Omg, I am dying.

I can explain! Rn in Japan they have this thing 壁ドン (kabedon, literally “wall thump”): when a dude slams his hand on the wall by a girl to keep her caged there with his arm. It’s supposed to be hella manly and sexy, but really people just meme the hell out of it, like the above. 

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seeing people’s Disney’s Belle doll collections nowadays

It is too early for me to be laughing this hard

@dangerously-human

blacksmith: *takes pizza rolls out of the oven and instinctively hits them with a hammer*

blacksmith: oh shit not again

Damn, look how ripe these soda’s are. Almost ready for peeling.

oof….

Now this is perfection. nice and juicy 

call that a freshlight

nothing like deep dicking an ice cold frussy

learning how to read was the biggest mistake of my life

@klubbhead

FUCK

YOU

“Ronald’s eggs.” just might be the scariest sentence I have ever read.

Anarcho-big dogsism

this is so sad alexa press f

im jesus

judas no

invite me to your discord server so i can immediately become overwhelmed, mute it, and never interact with any of you ever again

literally me

A creature that is to horses as orcs are to humans

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

that’s what god says when he sees me crying in a taco cabana bathroom