my nyas?

The Batter Miku

Chris McLean from Total Drama Island is gay and homophobic!

requested by @kevinmurphys

one time i went through the taco bell drive thru and when i tried to order a baja blast i said “mountain boo bah” and then i just left. couldn’t recover

a friend of mine once went to order a beefy bean and cheese burrito but ordered a “beedo beedo” instead and i think of it every time i go to taco bell

Little fucking guy alert!!

I love him, your honor.

[ID: a tiny blue and white porcelain triceratops with gold horns]

The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears

I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out

WORKIN' HARD

HARDLY WORKIN'

Much like a cars transmission getting stuck between gears the adhd brain can also access a secret mode called HORKLY WARDIN' that feels bad

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

guy who has never seen a girl: hey why is this table so tall and hot

guy afraid of horses: HAY?????

I fucked up that was supposed to be grill

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

Truly one of the sentences of all time. Wetpilled denimmaxer

so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet

oh this is absolutely the wrong blog. please ignore

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”

Clifford the big red dog has the zoomies event 15 dead 162 injured

remember, before you post, think SMART

Start discourse

Make up arguments

Ad hominem

Reading the post is for losers

Talk without thinking

tumblr sexyman is a term that has lost all value and comedic worth to be quite clear

people are so quick to deem any character that has remotely some level of popularity as a tumblr sexyman just completely dismissing any of the insane community bullshit that goes behind it. the insane community bullshit has to be present. it can’t just be people being horny for a character. you all know nothing