Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One of them sees a tree in the distance that’s draped in bacon. “It’s a bacon tree! We’re saved!” he says. He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets.

It wasn’t a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.

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I let out a single loud ha

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AU where Ludwig works at a library. Him occasionally reading to kids & hosting different activities. Feliciano coming to the library to strike up a convo w the handsome librarian & watch him blush & stumble over his words (the poor dear isn’t great w conversation but boy does he know how to talk about books & organization techniques).

Feli wandering into the children’s section one day looking for Ludwig & finding him doing a “culture” sorta class where he teaches the small humans German kids songs & dances along all silly w the giggling little hoard around him. Feli watching from a distance, utterly smitten.

Until Ludwig spots him & immediately trips over his own feet.

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Trump just banned National Park Services from tweeting until further notice because they made fun of the size of the inauguration turnout.

Which means his administration will likely be doing this for any government agency that spreads any news, information, or jokes they don’t like.

I’m Uncomfortable

beachdeath

actually, national park services didn’t even make fun of the inauguration turnout. this was the tweet they retweeted:

there’s no joke here, no fun-making, nothing even remotely derogatory. national park services retweeted a completely impartial tweet and two undoctored photographs of real events, without any commentary or editorializing, and they were banned from tweeting. literally just for acknowledging objective reality.