was out with coworkers last night. saw my ex pull up to the establishment and immediately leave. an hour later saw him send in his gf to pick up an order for them
he's so unhelpful and it's on purpose
Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;) My feminist bf: I Would Free You
A rhododendron garden near Lake Como Henrik Gamst Jespersen — Pre 1936 Oil on Canvas
check out literally just sitting outside if u can. the hobby of the summer
there are literally worse things than being in a saw trap like for instance openly expressing that you have wants and needs and are a real person
a wizard turns John into a wooden bowl
–David Lee
I'm like if a girl had the urge to scream and break something all the time but stays quiet instead
Hideo Kojima (1990)
if someone brought karl marx back to life the first thing I would do is have a shopping montage to get him modern outfits where I shake my head yes or no to the outfits he picks out but then after that we'd get down to serious business
they invented a new salad named dont be scared everything will work out