first person fic: I-

me: I did nothing. you are not me. fuck you.

second person fic: 

YOU

me: oh shit maybe i did do that

this is my most controversial post

moon snail 🌕

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

James Acaster as Lars Pinfield

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

no tumblr i'm not gonna spam those so the left counter overflows and turns into "TUM" or something equally corny

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

Magnus Archives fan I see

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

Sounds like a pretty open-minded guy, huh? They call him "The Hammer". – What can we do? It's all in the hands of our lawyer now.

Ghostbusters II (1989) dir. Ivan Reitman

If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

We're the best! We're the beautiful! We're the only Ghostbusters. Ghostbusters II (1989) dir. Ivan Reitman

pspspsps nerdy men lovers pspspspsps