the boy who fell out

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

feel free to add on

THIS ONE WINS

oh you know

What is homestuck? Is it like goncharov?

this is just how you make mutuals in this website

Having ADHD is that your brain either feels like

Or

And it can switch in a matter of seconds.

bold of you to assume im not

THATS IT THATS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

birdy.., !’

Yep that's what it's like

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.

Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”

compilation of the comments’ best hits + some of mine own.

Hi pay attention to me I’m so cute and impregnable

OP is a tank trying to draw aggro

notice how everyone is horny today

From the Wikipedia page on loons

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@ksuunja on twitter painted this omg

halo

cat riding sheep

my name is Cat

and at day’s end

i visit with

my wooly frend

and as my pal

drifts off to sleep

upon his back

i knead the sheep.