there is a very small and specific audience for this joke, and i am in it.

My favorite Tolkien illustrations by Cor Blok in no particular order:

Bilbo and Gollum. Bilbo is the moon for some reason which is cool i guess

Smeagol and Deagol. I love the seaweed in the background, great attention to detail

Frodo serving Robin Hood-realness at his and Bilbo’s birthday party. Literally iconic

Isildur taking the ring from Sauron. Its great but I would like to see more of Sauron than just his hand, because I think he has the potential to look really cool

Pippin jumping into the bath at Crickhollow… no comment

Bilbo gives the Mithril coat to Frodo. Great poses, very stiff and awkward. I like it.

The fellowship. This one is a classic.

Gandalf and the balrog. Amazing

Boromir trying to take the ring from Frodo. I love the way he reaches for his sword, it looks very natural

Merry and Pippin and Treebeard. I like his legs and the fact that it looks like he’s wearing shorts.

Farmers! Protect your crops by using 'Binks Patent Futurist Scarecrow.' Specially designed by an eminent cubist. No bird has ever been known to go within three fields of it. art: Charles Harrison, Punch, July 1918

I have NEVER had my sense of humor catered to harder than I have by this description

well yeah he did fuck that pig 

Happy 50th birthday to Monty Python’s Flying Circus!

Call now

@realphilosophytube , “The Philosophy of Antifa”

Important

Imagine it

also heres gandalf

1/2/3

take unseemly pride in your gardens, in which you took no part to create

I wonder what Christian meme groups are like. I mean some Christians have the biggest victim complexes in the world and if you couple that with first person perspective memes, you’d probably get memes like:

Oh thank fuck it is my time to shine

These are all from a Christian meme group that I joined for some reason but fell in love with

I’ve been consuming Christian memes since I was about fourteen and they’re all like this. Also:

May I add:

ok i spent hours looking through christian discord servers for these

Some personal favorites I’ve encountered

I’m not sure if any of these count as blasphemy exactly but happy sunday yall.

This goes so well with what my mother says.

‘God has to have a sense of humor or else he wouldn’t have created us.”

Listen I know I’m Jewish but this shit is too fucking funny for me not to reblog

I’d like to make a Contribution to the Christian memes

Mallow based

She knows her science