honestly it would be nice if 2018 was just… a good year

me watching someone not drinking their drink when i’m really thirsty

http://iglovequotes.net/

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

Wtf

The math books warned us about you

mom: you look distracted, what are you thinking about?

me: oh, it’s nothing…

stop being friends with people you don’t really like stop following people you don’t really like stop checkin up on people you don’t really like

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

I actually have so much love for dogs