with all this second-hand love

i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something

We need to bring back children’s programming that focuses on reading. I’m so serious

WE NEED THEM BACK ‼️‼️‼️

Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

"He only made this art because he was horny!" ...Yeah, and? You only made a sandwich because you were hungry.

Can you believe that there are people who live so close to the ocean that they can just think “hey, I should go to the ocean” and then they just do???

For those who can’t go to the ocean…. 

…I can bring an ocean to you.

thank you

Adding My Ocean:

have some more

adding my ocean as well

Not my ocean but my brother’s:

adding my ocean

A sunset from my ocean (when I used to live in Hawaii)

not close enough to an ocean rn, but here’s some pictures from when i was :’]

My ocean!

my ocean (though further north of where I live)

Thank you. I am Indigenous, way too far from my proper home, and I desperately miss my ocean, my Móomat. Some of these pictures are her.

3d printed start gate

For @madgedothorse

Wait for it...

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

Here's an alt version of "Velvet"

Im gonna shuffle my giant playlist of every song i like and if the very first one that plays isnt exactly what i want to hear right this second im gna lose it

We both know that I’m not what you need

i dont know who needs to hear this but as a general PSA for those who pay people online for goods and services: KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE BUYING. While it might seem funny to write a clever note along with your transaction, any sort of hint that you're buying something nsfw or even mildly suggestive poses a huge risk that the person you're paying is getting their method of payment shut down permanently. transaction services are stricter than ever. "thanks for the boobs" is a pipe bomb that only needs one pair of eyes to be noticed. loose lips sink ships

Ossuaries, Dionne Brand

phrases like "the house always wins" and "it's on the house" but used to imply that the building you're in is alive and personally invested in the situation

the house always wins

count dracula? um, okay. 1. now what

*he turns into a swarm of bats* ah shit 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15

do you ever see a person and you are overcome with incredible fondness? and you just think "oh." but not in a romantic or sexual way you are just filled with warmth and it makes you happy, it just does. and you think "i'm so happy you exist. i'm happy you are somewhere out there in the world, doing your thing". it's love but also not entirely

like people are lovely and i feel it in my entire chest like a burning candle that smells like roses and a sunny day

“Season 2 turns into a kill or be killed mentality.” — Steven Krueger