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@wolfishwilderness / wolfishwilderness.tumblr.com

A young man blessed with extraordinary fighting and jousting skills, whose impulsive character brought him to an e a r l y g r a v e
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a psa about memes:

if we’ve never interacted, send the meme.

if we interact all the time, send the meme.

if you’re not sure if I ship it, send the meme.

if you’re not sure if it fits, send the meme.

if you’ve sent me a meme before, send another.

if you’ve sent me a thousand memes, send another.

if in doubt, send the meme.

I love memes. all the memes. forever.

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Random texts.

[ text ]: I'm drunk on lemonade.
[ text ]: A book told me to bathe in milk. I have regrets.
[ text ]: Help. I'm stuck in [insert name here]'s house and they won't let me leave.
[ text ]: Last night, I used 7 champagne glasses to empty an orange juice carton and drank none of them.
[ text ]: I accidentally sexted my mom.
[ text ]: Why is my TV in the back hard.
[ text ]: I can't find my phone.
[ text ]: Sorry about calling you for pizza last night. I got you and the delivery number mixed up.
[ text ]: I got prank called that my cat was in the freezer but I don't have a cat and I'm scared.
[ text ]: Don't be alarmed. There's a pretty angry cat in your apartment.
[ text ]: I don't know who you are but I want pizza.
[ text ]: Do you have my dog?
[ text ]: A Disney princess dress arrived today. When did I order it?
[ text ]: All I have in my fridge is eggs.
[ text ]: THERE IS A STRANGER IN MY HOME and xhe is politely asking for beer.
[ text ]: All my underwear is gone.
[ text ]: I just got mistaken for a porn star.
[ text ]: Who's house am I in?
[ text ]: I've been waiting for three hours and you're still in the bathroom.
[ text ]: I have a collection of stolen doorknobs.
[ text ]: Police just asked me where you are. You should hide.
[ text ]: I think you underestimated the power of vodka. You told me that rainbows were a conspiracy.
[ text ]: I wish I was a unicorn sometimes.
[ text ]: The sky was green for like a second. fite me.
[ text ]: You were so drunk last night that you hit on your reflection.
[ text ]: I think we need to talk about last night.
[ text ]: Pack your bags. Surprise road trip.
[ text ]: Remind me to never drink again.
[ text ]: Someone stole my table and only my table.
[ text ]: There's a huge ass hole in my couch. It's bigger than my butt.
[ text ]: All my pasta is gone and I can't find it.
[ text ]: When will my dignity return from war.
[ text ]: Apparently 'mmm watcha say' isn't funny anymore.
[ text ]: In not brubk yuu ate.
[ text ]: sleap wwat evn os sleeo
[ text ]: auto cucumber is bae
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THINGS I AM CURRENTLY IN LOVE WITH I was tagged by: shewolflyannastark one song: Friction - Imagine Dragons two movies: Brave, Schindler’s List three shows: The 100, House of Cards, Mammon four people: my mother, Bellamy Blake, theshewolfreigns, xfirstranger five foods: Couscous, Salad, Chicken, Pizza (???), bread six people to tag: come on, do it if you want to.
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