It wasn’t the Game of Thrones obsession that scared him, it was how quickly she whipped up each episode’s totem.

(Photo: Richard Powers; Dwell)

Unfortunately, neglecting passion projects was too often a career requirement.

(Photo: Tony Soluri; Dwell)

Explaining the creepy neighbor had become a rite of passage.

(Photo: Kamil Bialous; Dwell)

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And so the inaugural symposium of architecturally-aware babies came to order.

(Photo: Mark Hartman; Dwell)

He knew to wait until the skies were clear before he reentered the kitchen.

(Photo: James Silverman; Dwell)

The requisite shame spiral following a Taylor Swift dance party.

(Photo: Jack Thompson; Dwell)

"I try my best to only drink beer that has been brewed within walking distance."

Overheard by @PaulReinwand 

Cara had officially taken the bacon obsession too far.

(Photo: Richard Powers; Dwell)

"To be honest, I haven't fully bought into kale culture."

Friends don't let friends reject kale culture.

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Even the stools had rejected him.

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Even as the newest member of the foraging club, it was hard to argue Fido didn’t have an advantage.

(Photo: Ye Rin Mok; Dwell)

They saved a seat for Uncle Kai, who had truly embraced conscious eating.

(Photo: Dwell)

The rumors were true—the neighbors weren’t eating organic.

(Photo: Kamil Bialous; Dwell)