you creeps are never gonna believe what i have now
MY MY MY! IT’S BEEN YEARS IF IT’S BEEN A DAY!
here’s some updates:
- mostly unemployed
- had covid twice
- started an ASMR channel on tiktok (ask me about it!)
- been really into bell peppers lately
- cats are still really really ugly
- discovered that i could just buy bellbottoms off the internet
- got a bidet and it’s fantastic
- contracted genital herpes (ask me about it!)
- still the babadook
- i use udder balm as chapstick
- xanax is not enough
- sometimes i’m mad mod
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i have work on my birthday
this year i got to go to costco instead
it’s aquarius season and we’re here to be 💖insufferable💖
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“Uh oh…I regret this.”
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i have work on my birthday
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dumbbadger
Soot tags gather after fires in areas with low circulation. They are not, as commonly believed, ash covered spider webs.
armedandgayngerous
oh, well then what the FUCK are they???
bigwordsandsharpedges
They’re made of sticky particles from a polymer or petroleum based fire, like burning carpet, drapes, upholstery, and clothes. Due to a static charge, they chain together and naturally gather near ceiling corners because the rising hot air pushes them into the cool spots by convection.
Because they’re formed by static electricity, they can only be removed with professional chemicals and equipment. Attempting to remove them improperly will only break the chain before all the soot can be captured, leaving the remaining soot to spontaneously reform the webs later. Even worse, trying to wipe or wash them away can firmly adhere the soot to your wall or ceiling, which will permanently stain it.
A natural phenomena that only coincidentally resembles the damned webs of transdimensional ghost spiders.
announcing...
hildegard
she is the acting successor of Our Mistress Sybil
she looks like a barn owl
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Sybil N. Brown
2012 -- 2020
Complications from Diabetes
I closed my door for but one night With words I now regret Those very words I’ll say once more “I’ll join you, but Not Yet”
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jugheadchrist-deactivated202203
my general life advice is that sheep are smarter than you think, horses are dumber than you think, and pigs are probably twice the size you think they are
seriously though
if you think it’s hard to breathe through a mask, i can tell you it’s way harder to breathe through this coronarific bullshit
i have to press a hitachi wand against my face to induce violent sneezes that blast the slime out of my throat and sinuses
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Source: thisisnthappiness.com
it’s an absolutely lovely house but the basement is a creepshow
the property manager was doing a virtual tour via facetime and i wanted to yell at the screen like DON’T GO DOWN THERE