writing tip #3548:

you just need to make sure it's memorable. there's no need for it to be good

one day, if you're really lucky, you might write something that gets cancelled by netflix after one season

writing tip #3547:

write out of order. if you don't have time to restructure it, just let your readers figure out what's going on

writing tip #3546:

use only the most exotic nouns to grab your readers’ attention. aubergine

writing tip #3545:

don't take advice from me i just spent all day reading my own novel

writing isn't real. stop

sorry for not posting tips regularly the holiday season has destroyed my sense of time

writing tip #3544:

your first draft doesn’t have to be good. everyone knows it isn’t til draft eighteen that you start getting to the good stuff

writing tip #3543:

it’s called a NOvel not a YESvel. don’t

writing tip #3542:

usually, writing is fun. if you are finding that writing is not fun, you may be entitled to compensation

is this a suggestion for a tip, or a command

writing tip #3541:

give your writing room to breathe, by throwing it very far away from you

writing tip #3540:

always leave important worldbuilding until right before you have to write the chapter it's necessary for. yes, you do need to do that. yes. no, i'm not trying to justify my own poor planning. listen

writing tip #3539:

sometimes the book is inside you all along

"spotify wrapped" more like "list of songs that appear on more than one of my novel playlists"

there are three types of writer. no, wait, i misspoke. there are three typewriters. yeah. i can do all three for £120 but that's as low as i'll go