I have the audacity to think I matter

i think i scarred him for life

some peachies i doodled between secret santa stuff 

2020:

there is…. another juice

why are there so many words

i want 2 be a she really did that!! kind of girl but i dont Do anything

so it turns out great tits can and do kill and eat both other birds and small mice when food is scarce, particularly during winter, and i just cannot get over this picture. it looks like the kind of photo hunters take with their kills. i’m losing it

no offense but how the hell did disney get away with making a multi billion dollar star wars blockbuster film trilogy and not plan out any of the story beats or plot points in advance I didn’t even write essays for school without at least???? knowing where I was going with what I was writing ??? The idiocy,???? The. The incompetence???? sickening

I am sorry but I just CAN’T

still my favourite on set story ever

I still can’t believe they used IKEA FURNITURE FOR THE SET DESIGN!!! 

the Fjellowship of the Ring

people making little content noises in their throat when you hug or cuddle with them is the best thing ever because that noise is the human equivalent of purring

New Instagram upload!

Yet ANOTHER guy from uni messaged me just now to say, “Hey, so how come your photos only get 2k likes when you have almost 12k followers? Hmmm.” And when I was like, I don’t know, why do you ask? He told me that it’s clear to everyone that I bought followers erfuuisfrhisorrfhideushjfrduihgjffjd WHY CAN’T THESE PEOPLE LET ME LIVE and also why do they think y’all are fake???? Am I that uninteresting and unappealing that it’s hard to believe 11 thousand people would follow me on Instagram????

Take off the wig Hannah Montana

You're beginning your journey as a wattpad character

you know i got that wiimote strap on

i didn’t mean it like that and y’all know it :(

my favourite fallout nv stat is a burn victim wrapped in gauze being the single most damage resistant being in existence 

this video is making me lose it right now i cant stop replaying it its so funny