Minotaur is not a species

The Minotaur was named that because he was the son of King Minos. Anyone with a bull head has to be named after their dad, like the Kyletaur or something.

this strike won them a 5% pay increase and the right to talk during lunch, in case you needed a reminder that if capital had its way your worklife would be entirely dystopian

This seems topical again.

it’s so funny tht on here i’m like, mostly a normie while irl i’m consistently the weirdest person in the room at almost any given time. i’m like between two worlds., too normal for online but too weird for real life… i’m like junkrat from riverdale i don’t fit in

jughead

Good girls go bad - Cobra Starship ft Leighton Meester

Shots fired to keep rent low:

ACAB, pro-kink, sex work is work, faggots and dykes and dykefags are my weed-smoking communist lovers, filth is my life, watch a fucked up movie, kill the puritanical cop in your head, and be excellent to each other

types of bubbline 🦇🍬

i love straight people because i’ll be doubting my sexuality then talk to straight people for 2 seconds and get struck by a bolt of queerness so strong it powers me for the rest of the semester. god bless

I'm tired of pretending that indie is real music. It's code for talentless noise

girl the optics of saying this with a swiftie url....

promise me you'll stay on this site for 10 more years okay?

it’s literally impossible to have a normal discussion about media consumption on this website because every time you say ‘this website moralizes media consumption to a bizarre degree and treats what shows people watch like the be all end all of activism’ then people who think there’s nothing wrong with writing incest fanfiction start agreeing with you and every time you say ‘media consumption is not a morally neutral activity and fiction does impact reality, and there is certain media that you can’t ethically consume’ then people who call stephen universe ‘irredeemable media’ start agreeing with you

he’s just like me

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST

WE ARE 1775 VOTES AWAY FROM BLUE GEORGIA LET’S GOOOOOOOO

idk why I made this

current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor

current aesthetic: ape going back in time to end this post before it continues

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Oh my god.

this is the woody chain of anti- pedophillia. every time you reblog this, a pedophile blog gets overtaken by the sheriff