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Alt Colors
How deep will the rabbit hole go i wonder I'm really just waiting for a good goombette so i can cosplay.
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By artist Tomáš Müller.
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Rebel book illustrations by Elena Bespalova
Oh my fucking g- OH MY FUCKING GOD.
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↖This User Alway Wants To Write But Never Does
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September despair… © Natalie Ina
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im going to have a stroke
Instead try… Person A: You know… the thing Person B: The “thing”? Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda… THE FISHING ROD
As someone with multiple bilingual friends where English is not the first language, may I present to you a list of actual incidents I have witnessed:
- Forgot a word in Spanish, while speaking Spanish to me, but remembered it in English. Became weirdly quiet as they seemed to lose their entire sense of identity.
- Used a literal translation of a Russian idiomatic expression while speaking English. He actually does this quite regularly, because he somehow genuinely forgets which idioms belong to which language. It usually takes a minute of everyone staring at him in confused silence before he says “….Ah….. that must be a Russian one then….”
- Had to count backwards for something. Could not count backwards in English. Counted backwards in French under her breath until she got to the number she needed, and then translated it into English.
- Meant to inform her (French) parents that bread in America is baked with a lot of preservatives. Her brain was still halfway in English Mode so she used the word “préservatifes.” Ended up shocking her parents with the knowledge that apparently, bread in America is full of condoms.
- Defined a slang term for me……. with another slang term. In the same language. Which I do not speak.
- Was talking to both me and his mother in English when his mother had to revert to Russian to ask him a question about a word. He said “I don’t know” and turned to me and asked “Is there an English equivalent for Нумизматический?” and it took him a solid minute to realize there was no way I would be able to answer that. Meanwhile his mom quietly chuckled behind his back.
- Said an expression in English but with Spanish grammar, which turned “How stressful!” into “What stressing!”
Bilingual characters are great but if you’re going to use a linguistic blunder, you have to really understand what they actually blunder over. And it’s usually 10x funnier than “Ooops it’s hard to switch back.”
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This is hanging in the middle of my imaginary restaurant.
That’s like Art Nouveau ecopunk right there.
SOLARPUNK
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Cozy. ♥
My mini comics are now available as a book here. :> thanks for reading!
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LOOK AT THIS NOODLE JAMIE JUST POSTED‼️‼️‼️‼️ THIS IS SO AMAZING SHE’S SO BEAUTIFUL❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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emyr r.
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Homes for a Hero
Where Links Get to Rest Their Tired Heads
A Link to the Past: Simple, kingdom-central cottage. Minimalist decor. Uncle as a roommate. Only one bed…..
Ocarina of Time: Literal tree-house. Circular set-up. Childish neighbours. A fully-grown cow moo-ves in.
The Wind Waker: Seaside shack. Shared with sister and gram-gram. Cozy and quaint. Practically pointless loft takes up half the space.
Twilight Princess: Literal treehouse jacked up. Multi-leveled and spacious. Comfortable distance outside town. Major oversight: no bed.
Spirit Tracks: Simple Aboda abode. Ship mast on top for aesthetic. Great view of the ocean if the camera angle could change. 100 year-old, unrelated man as a roommate?? This child is not a registered nurse, people!
Skyward Sword: College dorm. Surprising lack of tacky posters and poorly-concealed alcohol. Room next door occupied by noisy nighttime workout user of fantasy steroids. Bed looks hard as a rock.
A Link Between Worlds: Kingdom-central cottage again. Plenty of room for a single occupant. Taken over by a rabbit-suited racketeer. Cursed, sentient demon mask hung casually on wall.
Breath of the Wild: Delightfully refurbished old home. Nestled on the edge of the only town in Hyrule populated by your own race. Trophies of conquest can be properly displayed. Effeminate carpenters chill on your front lawn all day. Fanart of you and the princess living here together is heart-meltingly wholesome (but perhaps that could go for all of these).
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