Assert dominance over ghosts by jumping out at yourself from dark corners

Why wait for a poltergeist to cause a ruckus? Slam your own doors. Rattle your own windows. Smash your own favourite plate against the wall. Haunt your own house. You don’t need no weakass spirit. The only supernatural force you need in your life is yourself.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

this is so inspiring i’m crying thank you

potterslittledragon

shit

its been a hot sec guys but im back

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This is the most unique one I've seen, please yes.

1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.

2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

4) What do you think about most?

5) Ever had a poem or song written about you?

6) Do you have any strange phobias?

7) What's your religion?

8) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

9) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

10) What was the last lie you told?

11) Do you believe in karma?

12) What does your URL mean?

13) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

14) Who is your celebrity crush?

15) How do you vent your anger?

16) Do you have a collection of anything?

17) Are you happy with the person you've become?

18) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?

19) What's your biggest "what if"?

20) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

21) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

22) Smell the air. What do you smell?

23) What's the worst place you have ever been to?

24) Most attractive singer/s of your opposite gender?

25) To you, what is the meaning of life?

26) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

27) What was the last movie you saw?

28) What's the worst injury you've ever had?

29) Do you have any obsessions right now?

30) Ever had a rumor spread about you?

31) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

32) What is your astrological sign?

33) What's the last thing you purchased?

34) Love or lust?

35) In a relationship?

36) How many relationships have you had?

37) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

38) Where is your best friend?

39) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

40) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

41) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

42) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

43) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

44) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

45) How can I win your heart?

46) Can insanity bring on more creativity?

47) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

48) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

49) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "heart."

50) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?

51) What is your current desktop picture?

52) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

53) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?

54) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

55) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

56) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

57) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

58) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

59) Ever been on a plane?

60) Give me your top 5 hottest celebrities.

Please do it!

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today i sat laughing with friends as my teachers were told that a thirteen year old girl took her own life overnight today i saw “the brother of the last dead kid” leave the assembly storm out of the doors with a face that said he was thinking what we all were today my teacher walked into class with glassy eyes and a lip she fought to keep from quivering we asked what she could tell us she said “nothing good” today i could not stop my hands from shaking as a girl i know told us she was scared scared that she knew who she is today i heard a teacher tell us all that she loves us and she cried when she said it but was not allowed to tell us what had happened today i heard speculations i heard whispered names and causes of death today i heard a girl in year seven had died today i heard a year 11 girl went missing today i heard 47 suicide jokes today i heard my own nervous laugh today i heard girls crying in the bathroom today i heard lilly lucy jess skye georgia lucinda hailey skye skye skye today i held my breath to stop from crying when another teacher said word for word “it is always sad when we have to deliver news like this but a girl in year ten died overnight her name was skye” today i walked around the school all day keeping tabs on the people i know aren’t doing so good. today i found the girl with all the scars and sighed in relief that she was okay for now. and the boy with the sad eyes. and the girls who cried last time. because today was not the first day that i have spent in this hell where someone else was missing there is only another name to add

in memorium (via starsfornoah)

#so yeah this happened #everything is sad #suicide mentions #please come talk to me if youre ever not doing good #poetry

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fanonical

honestly nothing in the entire harry potter series is more relatable to me than harry and ron’s reactions to getting homework

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my daily routine

wake up (8 am)
cry (8:30 am - 12 pm)
listen to “sexyback” on loop (12 pm - 7 pm)
punch a hole in the wall and patch it up (7 pm - 7:30 pm)
sleep (8 pm)

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non drarry related at all but to all my dear commonwealth friends: how sick are you all of hearing the goddamn australian anthem like im like good job and all but its the worst fucking anthem theres so many trumpets

As an Australian, I can tell you that literally 90% of us think the exact same thing every time it fucking plays

potterslittledragon

i think you misunderstand. i too am australian. i just think we have a spectacularly shitty anthem.

Australian culture is thinking everyone you interact with on this hell site is from a different country and not knowing when someone that could, for all you know, be living down the street from you is insulting what old people think is actual Australian culture

#me@ the closing ceremony is just ????#like we all thought the opening was bad but hooooooly shiiiit were we not prepared for the shitshow that channel 7 presented us #i didnt even watch half of it #i am the athletes #it was 10pm when i turned it off and that shit didnt end until like 1 ???????#literally fuck that

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roachpatrol

ok so what if Harry and Neville got into like this passive-aggressive lie-off regarding what a truly great man Severus Snape was like they got drunk and Harry was like ‘Snape though’ and Neville was like ‘I know right’ and Harry was like ‘what a… what a fantastic bastard. What a guy.’ and Neville was like ‘we should fuckin’ get him like, like… let’s have a funeral. A huge fucking fuck-off sized funeral with like, lilies, and, a marble coffin, and a big statue, an’ crying women, an’ all that shit’ and Harry got whiskey up his nose laughing so hard and he falls off his stool and just wheezes ‘lillies’

and then during the funeral Neville and Harry like spend the whole time trying to give a better eulogy like they keep getting back up after each other are done to try and have another go at it but then they get schooled by Hermione being like ‘for fuck’s sake boys this is how it’s done’ and she goes up to the podium and just bursts into wild banshee hysterics and throws herself across the glistening marble casket, sobbing ‘oh, it should have been me, would to god that it were me, you stallion of a professor’ and all the reporters tear up a little and then go home to pen really fervid biopics on this bleakly noble and tragically overlooked hero of the revolution

anyway like eighteen years later Harry names his kid after Severus and sends an owl off to Neville like ‘your move, mate’ and Nevill pauses in the middle of polishing the giant marble statue of Snape tenderly cuddling an armfull of adoring woodland creatures that dominates like 2/3 of his office to cuss a lot and pour himself another drink

The only acceptable reason for Harry to name is kid after Snape

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potterslittledragon

As an Australian, I can tell you that literally 90% of us think the exact same thing every time it fucking plays

potterslittledragon

i think you misunderstand. i too am australian. i just think we have a spectacularly shitty anthem.

#while you may have forgotten the words as an adult #i on the other hand #still in school #know all the words to both the first and second verses #not that my second verse knowledge ever comes in handy #but whatever #australia

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Being A Slytherin Would Include...

Gryffindor | Ravenclaw | Hufflepuff

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Getting excited every time the giant squid would swim past the glass in the common room
Having to stock up on warm clothes bc damn it gets cold in there
Everyone in the dorms having like ten blankets on their beds during winter
Having huge games of Chinese whispers at the Slytherin table which confuses the whole school as to why all the Slytherins are deadly silent
Having the sassiest and most sarcastic conversations ever with your house mates
Staying up late on Friday nights with loads of other slytherins and playing weird drinking games with firewhisky while the minors watch in awe
Always defending people from your house even if you’ve never talked to them before
Getting confused as to why Slytherin is supposed to be the “badass” house because what actually goes on in the common room is eating competitions and rap battles
Creating the strongest and most last-longing friendships
Passing notes in class
saying “fight me” under your breath to literally everything
So much swearing
Everyone swearing all the time that you forget that swearing is “bad”
Getting told off in class for swearing
“God fucking dammit i just spilled my fucking ink”
“Excuse me?”
“Sorry professor…slip of the tongue…”
Getting extremely stubborn when people tell you what to do, making you do the opposite.
Not being as huge a fan of Snape even though everyone thinks Slytherins worship him
Getting really annoyed when people are surprised at how lovely you are, despite being in Slytherin
Slytherin PRIDE

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jame7t

pretty sure Seven deadly sins is a bit excessive

just combine wrath and gluttony and make hangry

sloth and pride make Bottoming

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#psa #commonwealth games #australia #i am sick to death of hearing it #can we borrow someone elses please #sport #not drarry #personal

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Ur energy will always overcome ur appearance

#too bad i dont have either

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perhapsarat

never forget vernon losing his fucking mind when harry was getting his hogwarts letters

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50 Harry Potter Themed Asks

1. Hogwarts House?

2: Patronus?

3: Butterbeer, fire whisky, or pumpkin juice

4: Diagon Alley or Hogsmeade?

5: Favorite shop?

6: Your quidditch team?

7: Top five ships?

8: Otp?

9: Notp?

10: Hogwarts, Beauxbatons, or Durmstrang?

11: Your wand?

12: Owl, cat, or toad?

13: Character you most identify with?

14: Character you hate for no good reason?

15: Character you would bring back to life?

16: Character you just want to be happy?

17: What does amortentia smell like to you?

18: Favorite Hogwarts class?

19: Least favorite Hogwarts class?

20: Favorite professor?

21: Centaurs, mermaids, or ghosts?

22: Chocolate frogs or Bertie Bott’s?

23: Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes?

25: The Leaky Cauldron or The Three Broomsticks?

26: Lowkey ships?

27: Favorite Marauder?

28: The Knight Bus or broomstick travel?

29: Unicorns or Thestrals

30: Your go to spell?

31: Quidditch position or spectator?

32: Favorite friendship?

33: Animagus?

34: Wizarding World job?

35: Your broomstick type?

36: Dream Yule Ball date?

37: Gobstones or Wizard Chess?

38: Crookshanks or Pigwidgeon?

39: Potions expert or charms expert?

40: Favorite common room?

41: The Quibbler or The Daily Prophet?

42: Favorite of the Golden Trio?

43: Fantastic Beasts or The Cursed Child?

44: Invisibility cloak, elder wand, or resurrection stone?

45: Favorite minor character?

46: Harris or Gambon?

47: Would you apparate?

48: Favorite book?

49: Favorite movie?

50: Who would your BFF be?

SEND ME THESE

PLEASE DO IT,

Send me these?

Go ahead lovelies. I’ll be with Cyrus most of the day so if you want to ask him as well, please do!

GIF by ewatson

dracomisunderstoodmalfoy

go ahead, don’t be shy. i won’t bite

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bestiegirlboss

harry potter was such a pure child like he went to a ghosts death day party, he talked to myrtle bc she was lonely, he set a snake free bc it was unhappy, he genuinely was friends with luna even thought people thought she was weird, he attended aragog’s funeral, he met some lanky kid on the train and his immediate reaction was to buy the whole fucking trolly to share with him, and then when they got to hogwarts and malfoy was talkin shit about this kid he met a few hours ago he just went oh no u didnt ima protect this one hes just so pure feel free to add to this

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me, a femme, tacking a rose and a sports bar gift card onto a fishing line and casting it out into a lesbian bar: find me a butch girlfriend

squidong

me, a butch, tacking a rose and a sephora gift card onto a fishing line and casting it out into a lesbian bar: find me a femme girlfriend

Me, a femme, hanging out at the lesbian bar with my butch gf, frantically tangling your fishing hooks together so when you try to reel them in its like the spaghetti scene in lady and the tramp: find eachother you sweet, beautiful, useless lesbians

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

If the art side of Tumblr doesn’t turn this into a mini-comic then why even does the internet exist

please excuse my quickie doodles, Tumblr

it got absolutely better