what you love is your fate

um. perhaps everyone should go see monkey man. just maybe. consider.

They need to invent a guy dead on the floor emoji

now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

someone asked me this a while ago, so now i'm asking you! your life is being turned into a movie, choose one artist/band/whatever to make the soundtrack for it! can be their current catalogue or an entirely new musical endeavour made just for you. reblog and put in the tags <3

SUCKER PUNCH 2011, dir. Zack Snyder

i love you adult women on tumblr i'm glad we all still have blogs

Ultimately I think it’s okay to eat octopus even though they’re hella smart because I know if a human baby fell in the ocean and a hungry octopus was near it would definitely eat the baby. We just have solid land advantage which makes the stakes skewed

saying "are you haunted? are you fucking possessed?" is my favorite way to express my taking issue with someone else's behavior. like brother you are acting so strange and unlike yourself that the only explanation is you are being tormented by a spirit of some kind.

It’s a content warning to you. To me it’s the reason it’s on my reading list

everyone hated high school etc etc but what i wouldn’t give to have a 16-year-old’s hopes & dreams for the future again

aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday

got a pussy like an ashtray

i love. saw glitter gifs so i made my own

SAW (2004) / SAW II (2005)

Percy Jackson & the Olympians (2023-) 1.01 | I accidentally Vaporize my Pre-Algebra Teacher