this is absolutely the best thing i have read all day

Escape velocities for every planet in the solar system

Jupiter: YEET

dana loesch, nra spokesperson, shooketh

#say it to that mother’s face you fucking demon

People without glasses are really out here seeing for free

Oh my god I really do have to pay to see what the fuck

I get road rage walking behind people.

Bless you, Pixar, for taking time to give us bloopers.

How can your body replicate the feeling of falling from high altitudes in a nightmare if you’ve never fallen like that before?

I don’t know but I don’t like this post.

um lmfao yeah i do drugs *snorts oxygen*

i lived, bitch

i laughed, bitch

These Florida kids are not fucking around. 

The kids’ response to the shooting has been something truly incredible.

Normally, it’s always been very young children and it’s only their parents that can speak about it. The narrative gets controlled, the conspiracy theorists talk about how it’s all an act, so much bullshit.

But these are kids who are active on social media, incredibly close to voting age, and they’re demanding their voices are heard. Every single thing that downplays, dismisses or conspiracies the shooting has been subverted by their efforts, and they’re not letting adults who’ve never lived what they lived through control the narrative.

“It was a conspiracy!” “No, we have video evidence of it happening.” “Shouldn’t you be calling 911 instead of making videos?” “We called 911 so many times they told us to stop.” “But he was a troubled child!” “We were ALL troubled, that’s no excuse.” And it just goes on like this.

Honestly, I’m so proud of my fellow Floridians.

I said to my husband the other day that “This one feels different”, referring to this precisely. 

The whole energy around it feels different. These kids are not having this bullshit, and while they should not have to stand their ground and fight this battle, goddamn it they are going to. If the adults won’t, then goddamn it these kids will draw a fucking line and say ‘no, no more, this is bullshit’. 

I don’t know what it means, or how it will play out long term. But there’s a sense around this whole tragedy that this one is different, and I hope, maybe, that means some actual change will come. 

A School Included This Teen’s Service Dog In The Yearbook And It’s The Purest Thing

THE WHOLE STORY GUYS

The dog looks so nervous in the school picture

Don’t judge him, you were probably nervous for your first yearbook photo too.  

what goes thru a white boy’s mind when they get dressed like

“u know what’ll go great with these basketball shorts? socks with little marijaunas”