Morning Wood

So we’re doing a home brew campaign and just woke up in a tavern, while this beautiful exchange happens:

Dm: You wake to the sound of wood cracking Me: either there’s a construction site, or someone chopping the morning wood *waits for a second and realizes what I said* Friend: they’re doing what with their morning wood? Me: look it’s a normal occurrence Dm: you also hear stone crumbling Me: soooo construction or deconstruction The town was being attacked Bonus: after we talked to a guard about local inns in the next city, I asked if they have reviews on yelp. Our cities now have yelp boards.

you guys HAVE to be nicer to people that don’t easily understand sarcasm especially if you’re not even friends please i’m begging you

anoyher huge thing is sarcasm is so much harder to understand over text or on some weird blogging website. you don’t get those important vocal cues that tell you whether or not sarcasm is sarcasm

*capitalist voice* well, we could make sure everyone lives comfortably, but it would make the money sad

I feel so emotional! I can’t believe we hit 20k klance fics on ao3!!! As someone who consumes fics on a daily basis, i feel the need to give back to the writers who have blessed me with all the fluff, the hurt/comfort, the coffee shop aus and flower shop aus and vampire aus (and the frick frack 👀)! So if you’ve ever written a klance fic, i have something for you! Please fill up this form if you’re a klance fic writer! Thank you for continuing to feed my klance heart 😭

Im sorry!! I hit the cap on the number of gifts i can send out! But if you would like to help me make more gifts available, please consider donating to my ko-fi! It’ll cost me 5$ to produce and ship the gift per writer :) I’ll open up the gift form again tomorrow! 

Josh Thomas talks about male suicide

I wonder how feminists will react to this

Probably ignore it then go back to making male tears mugs and gifs 

Actually this is a very common idea among feminists

It’s something feminists have been talking about for years it’s called toxic masculinity and it’s one of the common threads among the topic of ‘Patriarchy hurts men too’. If fact the first time I read about toxic masculinity was on a feminist blog.

If you actually read things feminists talk about instead of straw manning them you might know this but OH WELL

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

Streaming!

Hey all! I’m gunna be streaming again in a bit once I get some breakfast in me and put the puppy away (since I can’t watch her and focus on drawing at the same time. She’s too high maintenance.) I’ll reblog this with a link once I’m online, so stay tuned!

Hey guys! I

’m streaming now and I’ll be working on this piece here:

Come hang out if you’re interested!

years later i finally share one of my pieces for the @lancezine. Stay true to your dreams folks, no matter what age ٩( ᐛ )و 

Commissions Open!

Guess who just found out they’re not getting as much funding for school this semester as usual so the amount I have to pay went up to $1900 and Iiiiii-nervous horse laughter- do NOT have that much.

SO 

I’M OPENING NORMAL COMMISSIONS. 

If you have any questions, feel free to shoot me an ask! If you can’t commission me, please reblog this post!

The sketches from the stream yesterday featuring a Kingdom Hearts AU where Lance plays Sora’s role as the protagonist of light.

From left to right, you have: Birth By Sleep, Kingdom Hearts 1, Kingdom Hearts 2, and Kingdom Hearts 3.

THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?

A coffeeshop AU: The struggle is real for Yoyo and Cas

A proposed Trump/Pence policy is attempting to take away your basic rights. We have until July 31 to submit comments against this gag rule that violates medical ethics. The gag rule would:

We have a chance to stop this rule, but we need your help>>>>

If non black people want to damage the fuck out of their hair that’s fine, whatever, but don’t be calling the moldy ass shit you get as a result dreadlocks, dreads, or locs, because I promise you they aren’t.

Sincerely, someone who actually knows what the fuck they talking about.

Feel free to reblog if you aren’t black and against cultural appropriation

one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed