sometimes I see a boy and remember how gay I am

the only truly unifying post between wlw and mlm

Every vagina is PERFECT and beautiful in their own way

Anyone who disagrees can fight me

I’m not disagreeing but I do kinda wanna fight if you’re down

A fight for the sake of fighting is the purest form of fight lets go

reblog if you’re body positive but also ready to throw down

#ArmysWillProtectJimin

Jimin has received death threats and some people want to kill him at the bts concert in april.

report pls @Selja_Helllover on twitter. report pls @selja_Helllover on instagram.

Thanks you for helping bts armys and other fans.

What do you think the doge dog is doing right now

this picture was posted of her yesterday 

thank you for this

As that was over a year old, here’s a picture from today! (22nd March 2017)

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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

date the person who says, “have fun, be safe, and call if you need anything” not the person who gets mad at you for going out w/o them

people in period clothing doing modern things is my aesthetic

i can’t believe you forgot the most important one

so last week I was walking downtown and a girl leaned out her car window and yelled “YOU LOOK LIKE A PRINCESS” and today a girl walked past me on the sidewalk and said “I love your socks” (they have birds on them) and I suggest we replace all cat-calling with girls complimenting each other on the street because honestly I have never felt more pretty or into girls in my goddamn life

Catcalling is a compliment when women do it

no, complimenting isn’t catcallng because it’s actually trying to make the person happy as opposed to deliberately harassing someone as a power trip

one of the best moments of my life was biking past this group of late-teens girls and one yelling “I LIKE YOUR BIKE,” and i smiled and waved, and another yells after me “and you’re pretty!”

women supporting other women is pure and will always be a good thing; men harassing people because they feed off of asserting dominance over people without power will always be trash

If men want to yell things like your socks are cool and I love your hair, that would be well appreciated. But instead they’ll just bark at me from their cars.

I am totally here for people of all genders replacing catcalling with gentle drive-by compliments.

im in awe

So.

The Sound of Silence is probably one of my favorite songs ever. When speaking of the “true” Simon and Garfunkel version (as opposed to the version where they added background music to in post to make it more “pop radio”), it’s a song that gives me chills.

Disturbed is not a band that I really enjoy. I remember in college, my (now) wife gave me a copy of a Disturbed CD, because she had two for some reason. I tried to listen to it, I really did. Didn’t do anything for me.

But this? Holy fuck, this is stunning. This is amazing.

This gives me chills.

Holy shit, you have to listen to the whole sing. 

I have chills. 

Holy SHIT.

This is the band who did “Down With The Sickness”????

UM?????

If you stop before three minutes you’re missing the truly mind-blowing bit

I’m almost angry about how good this is

Damn ole boy from Disturbed took me to another world 

I Need U (Jesus) Save Me (Jesus) Run (to Jesus) Blood Sweat and Tears (of Jesus) Not Today (Satan)

Now you know.

It’s okay if you didn’t know, just don’t do it again.

Ducks make great crunchy noises if you give them lettuce.

concept: instead of hedwig, Harry goes into the pet store and this little snake in the back of the store talks to him, obviously gets his attention more than the other animals, and harry feels sorry for it so he takes it home. Then the snake helps Harry throughout his years at hogwarts as harry carries it wrapped around his hand all like “pssssst, haaarryyy, the dark lord isss coming sss” or just petty shit like “haaaarrryy, now is the time, assskkk out cho chaaannngg”

The snake getting really agitated in second year and Harry like ‘Aw, what’s wrong little friend?’

And snake’s like ‘Nah don’t worry it’s cool, it’s just that big fuck-off snake in the pipes that keeps making you think you’re hearing things—it’s like, ten thousand foot long, and I’m a corn snake, so you know. Bit intimidating.’

You heard of Panic! At Disco, now get ready for

are you fucking kidding me

me: guys… don’t worry, i’ll handle this

me: *ruins everything*

every time i see this post i kinda wanna cry? look at how little that dog is. its so small. it was so defenseless and that dude fucking punched a bear to save it. does that dog know? does it know how loved it is? i want someone to love me that much. i want to be that small.

i agree with gay dicks 420