for @bllvkbird

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

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age 20-25 is like i am a baby i am a grown woman i am but a small girl i am the oldest and wisest woman alive i just began to exist i am but an embryo

i'm dtf

down to forget

nearly the end of april.. you know what that means 

this is an advanced joke

books meme: five friendships — [2/5] rose and lissa, vampire academy // richelle mead

controversial writing tip

open a document and start writing

will you please stay in my dreams?

I love being in college because there are no actual adults around so everyone is just going around bullshitting their way through basic tasks. Like I can be like “I think I got better from my cold because I ate an orange yesterday” and everyone is like “Yeah makes sense” and somebody could just be like “I’m gonna put my pillow in the washing machine to clean it” and everyone’s like “Sounds like a great idea John”

180413 Jimin’s Tweet

😐😯

#🛫🕘🌤👓 #JIMIN #Kkook🐾