sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

once in college my friend asked me to come along on a date she wasn’t comfortable with because she knew that I would step in and ruin the mood on purpose if she gave me the signal that she wanted out

I came along, it was awkward, she gave the signal, and I immediately dumped a glass of ice water over my head and said “oh no looks like you have to drive me home immediately to prevent hypothermia” but then she and her bad date thought this was so startling and funny that it broke the tension and got them talking. and then I had to sit around for the rest of their date dripping water and shivering because she decided she was enjoying herself.

That is the opening of a portal to another dimension and you cannot tell me otherwise

really cos um. im pretty sure thats a lightning guy riding a lightning horse???

two million notes?????????

happy 4/13

this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

couldnt stop fucking thinking about this all day at work

oh no bro whatdya do to your moral compass character? it's all out of whack.....did u overwhelm it with the inconsistencies and contradictions of the world? aw bro. bro please tell me u didn't expose it to false dichotomies. did u expose it to false dichotomies? bro

TIL that there's an '80s movie where they portrayed Smilodon by sticking actual fake teeth onto actual live lions.

just remembered music is real

This post is for fans of MUSIC only

Requiem cafe had a little prompt to draw some fan art of Homestuck and I am weak. I see a prompt and I go "say less"

Anywho I'm very excited about 4/13 this year

They're going crazy on LinkedIn

wHat

I don't think spiky isopods are talked about enough

(Source-Macro photography by Nicky Bay)

not only does fluttershy smoke weed, the first time she did was at a party one of the other ponies brought her to. she was passed the bong and weakly said “oh… sorry. i don’t smoke, i’ll cough and it’ll be really embarrassing.”

other ponies are like “nah you can do it! we won’t laugh!” and then she was like “ohh… okay…” and then just took the fattest bong rip, held it for 3 seconds, exhaled. everyone is in shock. she then does a weak little not-even cough and goes “ohh… i knew it… and now you’re all staring at me :(” and runs away

i was so right with this one tbh

The frame where they’re regular horses conveys some sort of otherwise incomprehensible emotion

Ah finally, some good serotonin..

"Get those Japanese words off of me" is one of the funniest lines on this blog, and I didn't write it.