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The Love Experts

@mycousinstheloveexperts / mycousinstheloveexperts.tumblr.com

Get the fiancée out of the way and the whole thing will be fixed!
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Hello, lovelies!

Unfortunately, this will be the last day for The Love Experts. I think we all have seen this coming for a while, and it's kind of happened unofficially, but now we're making it official. The blog hasn't gone the way we intended, as we are giving much less "advice" than what we originally hoped for. So, at least for now, mycousinstheloveexperts is over. Who knows, we might be back later, or we may never come back at all. We love you guys, thank you for sticking with us this whole time! If you're wondering about the tumblr award prizes, Lauren will still be doing those, but on her personal instead. We'd love to maybe come back eventually, but right now, we think it would be best to give it a rest. Lauren will check back every once in a while, and if we feel like we might be able to get this blog back on track, then we'll come back! Love you all, and hope you have wonderful days! -Kayla and Lauren, The Love Experts

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apparently February 14th will be a full moon. Celebrate with your lover by turning into a werewolf on your date and devouring them. 100% romantic i am an expert.

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petricho--r asked:

hey! i'm doing a major work on how disney princess movies affect girls later in life and so your opinions would be very helpful! i started a blog to collect content and also have an area for discussion, I was wondering if you could take a look, incase something comes up you might want to comment on? Male point of views are very important as well!! its princess-pursuit. tumblr. com, if not thats fine. Thanks for your time!

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Hi, lovely! We'd love to help you out! Good luck on your project :)Check out their blog!

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puzzleleafs asked:

How did you gain your followers? You seem like a really popular blog so I was wondering how it went down. Any tricks for someone starting a Disney/Ask blog?

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Hi, sweetie! Well, I don't know if we're considered popular or not, but I'd be glad to help you! I'm not really sure how we got followers, actually. I mean, we followed lots of people, and a lot of them followed us back, we participated in a bunch of promo games to get our name out there, that kind of stuff. As far as getting people to ask you questions, we're still trying to figure that out ;) I wish I could be more help, but I honestly don't know how it happened.. But I'm assuming you're in the process of making an ask blog, so if/when you do make it, let us know! We'd be more than happy to promo you. Have a lovely day :)-Lauren(Followers, if you have anything to add to this, please do!)

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400 followers!

Thank you all so much for following us! We can't do anything to celebrate right this minute, because I'm about to head off to school, but we definitely will later today. We love you guys, and hope you all have wonderful days :) -Lauren

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Hello, lovelies!

So, I just wanted to let you know that we probably won't be posting much over the next month or so. It's the end of our last semester, which I'm sure you all know gets a little hectic. Added onto that, I am in the process of helping my parents get the house ready for realtors and potential buyers. My computer is broken, so I'm on mobile for a while, and we all know how well that works.. So posting won't be happening very much. We'll answer all your questions and Disney family requests as soon as we possibly can, so keep sending them! I plan to keep a pretty good queue up for my personal, and Kayla should be posting on hers quite a bit, too (you can find links to these at the side of our blog). We'd like to be able to give our full attention to our responses, which at the moment we're unable to do. We'll be back as soon as possible! Thank you, lovelies! Hope you all are having a wonderful day :) -Lauren

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Have someone who insists they're in love with you, but you don't like them back?

Start a fan club for them, make yourself president, preferably be the only member. Get a few hundred t-shirts made, each with a different picture of them on it that you take from Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc., or even better, creeper pictures you take of them when they aren't looking. Also have random facts about them on the back, like their full name, birthday, favorite color, favorite food, the more obscure the better. Wear a different one every day. Rewrite songs about them, leave them love notes all the time.  If all goes well, they'll forget all about loving you and focus on getting rid of you.

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Anonymous asked:

*This guy I have a crush on I think may like me back.. I am not sure. We do that eye contact thing back and forth during our class. But, we have only talked once when I said something to him. It was like a mini conversation. I had to stand next to him in class for something and one of my crush's friends nudged him and my crush looked down at me. What should I do?! I am so confused! Thanks*

Hello, lovely! So, I don’t know if he likes you back or not, but you probably know that I always say that romantic relationships should stem from friendship. If you really do like him, then start talking to him more and building your friendship. You might decide you don’t like him, or you like him even more. Either way, it’s a win-win situation. Unless he doesn’t like you back, but there are solutions to that. Like murder or hypnotism.

-Lauren

*This will be our last real advice for what to do if a crush might like you. We feel like we give the same response every time. It gets boring for us, and I’m sure y’all are tired of it, too. Anyone who asks for advice like this after this post will not get a serious response*

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Anonymous asked:

My crush is a really hot guy 3 years older than me and we work together at a gym. Like i said he's hot but he's also sweet and good with kids but i doubt anything would happen cuz he's out of my league:/

Aww, he sounds great! And don't be too hard on yourself, I'm sure he isn't. And even if he is, just remember Aladdin. He tried to change himself completely to be in Jasmine's league, but in the end, she loved him for who he was, a "street rat" way below her level. No one's "out of your league". There's no such thing. Unless they don't like Disney, and then they're way below YOUR league. Then you have my full permission to kill them.

-Lauren

Tell us about your crush, anon or not

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People that aren’t phased by my talk of murder are the best.

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