rielle★

“Did you see Chris drank a whole bottle of cough syrup?”

general dnd advice is just don’t play with straighties but also gays only make characters that have like 5 int and 27 charisma so you can’t win honestly

your only hope is a semi-reasonable bisexual

wrong bisexuals are always chaotic there’s no hope at all

you in hell 

me in hell 

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Secunda (Requested)

For some reason my brain can’t reconcile that this song exists outside of the game. Every note of this is branded on my subconscious. I’ve listened to this song more than I’ve listened to my own voice and yet it still manages to calm my body better than an anesthetic. I’m astral projecting - my thumbs are typing but my soul is playing Skyrim.

You see a Rat. You see a Rat. You see a Rat. You see a Rat. You see a Rat. You see a Rat. You see a Rat. You see a Rat. You see a Rat.

i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like… bitch are you okay…?

I actually ended up going back downstairs to check on her and brought some leftover cookies I baked this afternoon. she’s very sweet and going through a Breakup Mood™️ after being cheated on. she’s coming over to my gf and I’s annual bad movie night on Friday and she even let me pet her cat named Clarence

my gf thinks it’s funny but very fitting that our downstairs neighbor was able to summon a concerned lesbian just by playing jolene while crying about being done dirty by a man

Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

goblin it is

Keanu Reeves types like a hyperactive 13 year old with a deviantART account and it’s incredible.

I love him be nice

he types like someone who’s been alive for 400 years

Ah yes, the sexualities: straight, confused, i don’t have to tell you, what are you, a cop? Fuck off, and More ™

ah yes, the two moods: horny and bloodthirsty

It’s Greek of course the only two moods are horny and bloodthirsty

Incredible. Game is almost 20 years old and we’re still finding secrets. Love this game.

“So-and-so identity I’m prejudiced against is gonna use up all the LGBT resources!” like this is fuckin Age of Empires II or some shit

Reblog if you can’t build any more castles or upgrade your longbowmen because some sneaky asexuals are camping on all the wood and stone

my villagers are starving, and the bisexuals won’t trade me any grain!