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The Last Cell On The Left

@lastcellontheleft / lastcellontheleft.tumblr.com

Onawingandaswear's full-time, no nonsense Hannibal blog. Featuring bad cannibal puns and an unnecessary amount of angsty Hannigram feels. Feel free to message me about all things Hannibal. Currently open to prompts.
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Putting this on blast because I bought one and it looks amazing in person. Pinchantress does fantasy pins and some horror poster pins, and in her last open vote Hannibal won so they made this! It was an LE 30 so I have no clue how many are left but I thought I’d share because Hannibal pins are so few and far between these days <3 <3 <3

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Insane things that Will did that make him much worse than Hannibal:

  • He had a gun with him when Hannibal stabbed him and he didn't even try to fight back, he let himself be held as his bowls were falling out
  • He foreplayed with his therapist during therapy
  • He had to be stopped from shooting a guy crawling out of a horse all because he had psychosexual rage towards his therapist and wanted to take it out on the guy he was supposed to catch
  • Flew to Europe to sneak around Hannibal's old property, called the scar on his stomach a 'smile' and forced Chiyoh to kill the guy she's been keeping a prisoner because he wanted to see what she would do, then turned his corpse into a grotesque art piece with no witnesses to that
  • He sailed to Europe and told the detective there that 'he doesn't know what he'll do when he sees Hannibal so he should be careful' ?? (brother you're there to catch Hannibal....)
  • He sat with Hannibal in the gallery saying the most romantic shit ever, failed to stab him and then he just let Hannibal dig the bullet out and drug him??? (you can't convince me he didn't have an ounce of energy to fight back or see that coming mr I tell the future with senses)
  • He started combing his hair back after Hannibal tried to saw open his brain... ok whore
  • He got jealous when Hannibal started admiring a serial killer
  • He never once complained about eating Hannibal's cooking & he KNEW it was people...
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Day 3174 of thinking about what the fuck Will would have said in his testimony at Hannibal’s trial.

imagine Will didn’t once look directly at Hannibal, stuck to the script, and held himself together juuuuuust long enough for Byron Metcalf to ask about that time Will killed a man in “self-defense” only to then drive to another state, break into the guy’s place of work, and graft the mutilated remains of his corpse onto the fossilized skeleton of a prehistoric cat

Yes to everything, also 100% on the side that Will would not be making eye contact with Hannibal. He would secretly want to, but his righteous ass would be brimming with excitement at not offering Hannibal the one thing he wants (Will’s attention)

Will on the witness stand, dissociating, wading into the stream, knowing full well his career, reputation, and personal life are done for, but you know at least he knows he can make Hannibal supremely uncomfortable by dousing himself in the rankest aftershave he could find rotting in his medicine cabinet.

Gotta savor those tiny victories

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Day 3174 of thinking about what the fuck Will would have said in his testimony at Hannibal’s trial.

imagine Will didn’t once look directly at Hannibal, stuck to the script, and held himself together juuuuuust long enough for Byron Metcalf to ask about that time Will killed a man in “self-defense” only to then drive to another state, break into the guy’s place of work, and graft the mutilated remains of his corpse onto the fossilized skeleton of a prehistoric cat

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gothicwill

Hannibal lecter was peacefully om nom noming his way through Baltimore for YEARS, but one glare and breakup speech from his boyfriend had him on his knees surrendering to the police. Simp.

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