hey if ur reading this and ur in a bad spot mentally or anything i hope u feel better soon and have a good day
man this show is so fuckign W I L D
“Cool girl”. Men always use that, don’t they? As their defining compliment: “She’s a cool girl”. Cool girl is hot. Cool girl is game. Cool girl is fun. Cool girl never gets angry at her man. She only smiles in a chagrined, loving manner. And then presents her mouth for fucking. She likes what he likes, so evidently he’s a vinyl hipster who loves fetish Manga. If he likes girls gone wild, she’s a mall babe who talks for football and endures buffalo wings at Hooters. When I met Nick Dunne I knew he wanted “Cool girl”. And for him, I’ll admit: I was willing to try.
Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away
Is this an episode of Black Mirror
Sophie Turner and Maisie Williams photographed by Markus Jans for Elle US (Feb. 2017)
In real life, they FaceTime daily. “We’re like an old married couple,” Turner says.
like, yes, ‘one direction’ is the creation of a capitalist monolith, closely managed with the central purpose of provoking a money-spending reaction in the young female demographic.
but also.
they are my sons.
America is about to be that part in the lion king where where pride rock became all shitty bc Scar became king
have yet to see a better analogy
You try living for 15 years thinking that you’re one person, and then in five minutes, you find out you’re a princess. Just in case I wasn’t enough of a freak already, let’s add a tiara!
#bb4481
for those of you who are confused abt the colours in the bisexual pride flag:
the pink represents attraction to same/similar genders the blue represents attraction to genders different from ones own and the purple represents donatello, the best ninja turtle
Me: Nothing can stop me now
Myself: *stops me*
Kiernan Shipka for Instyle Magazine; Jan 2017
#7 GREG SERRANO (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend)
i don’t appreciate the fact that voluptuous bodies are praised only if there’s skinny arms, a flat stomach and a chiselled face but you want thick thighs, a big bum and breasts. but you also don’t want stretch marks, cellulite, scars. …….like how do you think bodies work